What would Steam airlines be like? (Exterior/Interior features)

[Heatblizzard]

If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like? Would you fly on it?

[L1qu1dator]

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Would you fly on it?

Definitely not on Tuesdays...

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

I'd arrive to my destination on Valve time. Yay.

[Tristin]

What a silly question. Are we having airline game session party now? Well it could work as a marketing ad, but not everyone wishes to be around noises. Some people actually wants to sleep.
So no, it's not a good idea.


Network malfunctions -- "CAPTAINNNNN *BANG BANG BANG* OPEN UP FBI!! SCREW CABIN CREW THAT GIVE SAME USELESS ANSWERS! CAPTTINNNNNNN FIX THE NETWORK!!!!!!"

Yeah, I mean, we get karens, karls, we get lot of senseless people. But we gonna have more if you add more to welcome them, especially into a group.

We will have more plane crashes. We got zombies.

Not to say that gamers are troublesome people, but people who believe in the idea, that such a thing is a good one, are likely to be. Lets focus on 'traveling' and 'safety' first. Okay?

GG.

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Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

Would you fly on it?

Definitely not on Tuesdays...

Definitely not Tuesday with bean burrito taco.

[swillfly]

. . . suffocating, drowning in human fecal matter, gasping for breath from gaseous & toxic bubbles, every orifice & pore filled with others' eliminations, immobilized in a quagmire of sh!t, floating in never-ending waste . . .

Sign me up!

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:yay:

[Axe]

I wouldn't fly on that plane. Besides the mods wouldn't let you on.

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Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like? Would you fly on it?

Obviously the infotainment system would give you full access to Steam's entire catalog of games.

I would not fly on it though as it would likely be more expensive than other airlines, which I likely wouldn't use either anyway.

[vkobe]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like? Would you fly on it?

i suppose something simiilar to virigin airline

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Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like? Would you fly on it?

i suppose something simiilar to virigin airline

Except it's literal.

[Heatblizzard]

Would it be like Flight Moron? https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/11oxnx2/never_fly_with_morana_air/ I mean Morana air but I always read it as Flight Moron for some reason.

[Heatblizzard]

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Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like? Would you fly on it?

Obviously the infotainment system would give you full access to Steam's entire catalog of games.

I would not fly on it though as it would likely be more expensive than other airlines, which I likely wouldn't use either anyway.

That sounds fun but what's wrong with flying on Tuesday? And why would they not be safe? They'd have to comply with at least the minimum of what the FAA expects and they are pretty strict these days on what parts are allowed on an airplane and how they are to be made. If one thing is off then no go.

[Candyy]

Gaming bus when? 🤔

[Heatblizzard]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Candyy ♡:

Gaming bus when? 🤔

This is about if Steam had an airline though I didn't consider a Steam/Valve bus I wonder if a gaming bus would be better and serve more places?

[Candyy]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Heatblizzard:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Candyy ♡:

Gaming bus when? 🤔

This is about if Steam had an airline though I didn't consider a Steam/Valve bus I wonder if a gaming bus would be better and serve more places?

Well, I have not used a plane for more than 5 years alredy... 🤷‍♀️

But a bus, yeah, is more common to be used...

Like if you have a 45 min/1 h trip aprox and you have to get out on the last stop (meaning that you do not have to pay attention at your stop), a gaming bus would be nice? 🙃

But well, then you have those buses Who just do long distances travels and no stops, would make more sense there v:

[Morkonan]

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If Steam/Valve had a gaming airline what would it be like?

Every seat would have a free Steam Deck attached.

Each passenger would get a free player-skin for one game. No, it doesn't matter if the passenger owned the game or if the game supports player-skins.

Passengers could spend Steam Points to buy a Waifu Neck Pillow.

Flight Attendants would be Test-Models for Steam's next product, the Steambot. They have a Mountain Dew fountain, a warmer for KFC and a lifetime subscription to E.A. Play. You win some, you lose some...

Passengers get complimentary sandals.

Aircraft interiors are all designed by ex-MLP artists.

One passenger on each flight gets to visit the cockpit and watch Gaben fly the aircraft. If they have all the achievements in Microsoft Flight Simulator, they can take the controls.

Would you fly on it?

No. Too many furries.