How to say rude things in a polite way

[Pierce Dalton]

I will start:

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ = I'm completely fine with that

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

♥♥♥♥ off = Let's go our separate ways, my dear good fellow.

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

How can you be sexist if you like sex?

[Xero_Daxter]

I’m not racist, but……

[WaitandSee]

"I'm not saying that I'm better than you, just that you're lesser than me."

[Maria]

Originalmente postado por Xero_Daxter:

I’m not racist, but……

Proceed to deliver the most racist line, ever

[ZAXXINE]

"Go fall in a mud puddle and fart!"
=
"Slip into a soothing mud bath and release all that tension!"

[talemore]

It's you not me

[Candyy]

Originalmente postado por Pierce Dalton:

I will start:

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ = I'm completely fine with that

Idk... in Spain we say "go cry to the river" and bye bye 🤷‍♀️

And that is the most polite quote...

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

My love resides within my hatred.

[Shiro♌]

Being honest is apparently being rude. At least, that's what I've been told by many people..
Would that make lying and making things up OK and a way to be polite, then?

I'm joking, of course.
That aside, you can't. It's all up to how does the person you're speaking to perceives it, regardless of your intentions.

[Candyy]

Originalmente postado por Shiro♌:

Being honest is apparently being rude. At least, that's what I've been told by many people..
Would that make lying and making things up OK and a way to be polite, then?

I'm joking, of course.
That aside, you can't. It's all up to how does the person you're speaking to perceives it, regardless of your intentions.

Yeah, lot of ppl do not like my honesty...

Specially if I use emojis

[Daenoxiis]

Satirical Comedy.
We 90's kids pretty much grew up on it as it was in all of our cartoons as kids, and all of our series as teens.
The trouble was in finding the middle ground though.
Half of us understood it as just being comedy and not taking it too seriously.
The other half of us took it as being entirely too serious and sort of missed the point or punchline of the comedy.
And these days since everyone is simultaneously easily offended but also aloof on their own quest for power and significance, well, that'd be how you get the SJW types. That'd be the denigration of the ones who didn't get it and took it way too seriously.

I've tried having this convo with Gen Z and because they're not really from that time they don't really get it. But they DO, usually get this:

https://youtu.be/b6t4oe4ELoA?si=HaHTE3t3tULLYG7c

[Chaosolous]

You’re a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ = You’re a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Please.

[Candyy]

Originalmente postado por 016R35:

Originalmente postado por Soniaa:

Idk... in Spain we say "go cry to the river" and bye bye 🤷‍♀️

And that is the most polite quote...

I'm spanish too and I've never heard that expression.

Bueno, "llorar a la lloreria" es más común pero "llorar al río" existe v:

Pero claro, a ver cómo traduzco yo "lloreria" v:

[Pierce Dalton]

Originalmente postado por Chaosolous:

You’re a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ = You’re a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Please.

Should be Miss/Mistress, not please