a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

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| BusteR | 28 Φεβ 2016, 16:20

I have heard the start to that jokes so much on TV but I never heard a full joke, anyone have a full priest and rabbi joke?

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killer fish (Real)(San DIego) 29 Φεβ 2016, 17:52

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Mr.Shaggnificent:
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, but the imam waited outside because muslims don't drink alcahol.

And donald trump built a wall around the drinks

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EolSunder 29 Φεβ 2016, 17:58

A priest and rabbi walked into a bar, they had a seat and started to chat. They talked about their religion and that preaching wasn't that hard actually. They decided that a real challenge would be to preach to something dangerous, like a lion or bear, and to try an experiment to do so.

A few days later the priest hadn't heard from the rabbi and went to find him, finding him in a hospital in bad shape. The priest wasn't in such good shape either, a broken arm, lots of scratches, a hurt leg. The rabbi was in worse shape, in traction, hooked up to IV's and many monitors and in a body cast.

The priest said "yep i went out into the woods and found a bear, i started to read to him from the Bible but he didn't take kindly to that and smacked me around a while, beat me up good. I then grabbed my holy water and sprinkled it on him, gave a Holy Mary Mother of God, and he became gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming next week to grant him first communion and confirmation."

The rabbi looked up and said "Yes, i went out and found a bear also. Looking back on it, circumcision might not have been the best way to start..."

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Toad Mooks 29 Φεβ 2016, 21:01

LEL

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Mr. Shaggnificent 29 Φεβ 2016, 21:10

A priest and a rabbi walk into a BAR[en.wikipedia.org]...
Their funerals are next week

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Toad Mooks 29 Φεβ 2016, 23:04

I heard that one before

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L7vanmatre 1 Μαρ 2016, 3:35

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Trash Man:
Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από SkyFrog`s Bleach:
It`s "Rabbit" not "Rabbi".
Please tell me your joking.

I think he's referencing Two and a Half Men.

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The Big Jewbowski 11 Απρ 2018, 22:11

They explode

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Tiberius 11 Απρ 2018, 22:14

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Registered Furry Violator:
They explode

How on earth did you find this thread again

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Phenom 11 Απρ 2018, 22:36

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar
A fire starts and they notice a daycare right beside the fire
The priest says “what about the children?”
The rabbi responds “♥♥♥♥ the children”
The priest looks at him and says “do you think we have time” ;)

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