Burger King vs Taco Bell

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Banana 2016. febr. 3., 17:19

Burger King vs Taco Bell

Who will win? YOU decide!

I belive Taco Bell wins cause they make you take elephant sized ♥♥♥♥♥ and you're like http://youtube.com/watch?v=sc62f1YIQsY the whole time.

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Mr. Shaggnificent 2016. febr. 3., 20:57

Semi on/off topic; There was a taco bell about three doors down from a panda express where I used to live. Taco bell had an entirely asian staff, and panda express had all mexican staff.

I like jimboys better than taco smell, and carl's jr over booger king.

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RADKILLA[420] 2016. febr. 3., 21:07

fire and meat...........BURGER THING

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Mac 2016. febr. 3., 21:34

I personally enjoy Taco Bell more. A lot of their stuff tastes similar but I really love the baja blast. I think it's the sole reason why I go to Taco Bell. The liquor near my house use to sell them but not anymore :(

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★★Xei★★ 2016. febr. 3., 21:36

Sadly we don't have taco bells here to know which is better

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C4Warr10r 2016. febr. 3., 22:03

Burger King for one reason and one reason only: all-meat burger filling. I can go there, order a stacker, or just say "No vegetables, please" with any other hamburger order and I get meat that has bread to hold it in. All is right with the world.

But Taco Bell has committed a grevious sin of food. Mexcian food, even Americanized Mexcian food, is guilty of "Stealth Vegetables." At no point is it acceptable for vegetables to be minced in with real food to the point where even servers can't tell the difference. What's in the "Chili con Carne" the chili with meat? Is it just meat? Or are their onions, peppers and all sorts of other assorted vegetable filth that I will spit out like poison the second I taste it? Sometimes, that crap is actually VISIBLE in chunks.

This is even worse when I order a beef burrito or something. I would like a tortilla, to hold my meat together while I eat it. I courteously place my order, always with a please and a thank you, for a beef burrito. Then I find out it's topped with......whatever THAT vegetable medley barf is. I seem to recall it including sour cream, too. What is this milk-sop ****? Ewww. Now I have to scrape it off and I can never get rid of the flavor.

Taco bell does this same thing over and over again, to the point where I hesitate to even order anything. Yeah, here's my beef burrito, thanks, but now I must pull it apart and sift through it to make sure there are no filthy onions in the mix. Where there are, I'm not eating it. Thank you for the kind service and the attempt to make my meal flavorful, but that is simply not a flavor I can stand. And no, you don't have to make it again. Caveat Emptor.

Well, this Emptor is simply done with that chain. Not the enterprise, I'm glad they're successful, I mean the food chain where I have to eat like a rabbit. I am off in pursuit of wisdom I recieved from a wisened old woman: "Where's the beef?"

It's at Burger King. Plus it comes with bacon.

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Klumpatsch 2016. febr. 3., 22:08

Can anyone explain a foreigner what this whole Taco Bell thing in America is about? I have never ever seen anything like that in my life, I haven't even eaten a Taco once, but it's everywhere, in the Simpsons, in South Park, in pretty much every American show. What's so tasty and special about it? Do the Mexican people really have such a big influence on America, like, for example, the Turks with their doner kebab in Germany?

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Delia 2016. febr. 3., 22:46

Taco Bell is better

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Mr. Shaggnificent 2016. febr. 3., 23:05

приzрак eredeti hozzászólása:
Can anyone explain a foreigner what this whole Taco Bell thing in America is about? I have never ever seen anything like that in my life, I haven't even eaten a Taco once, but it's everywhere, in the Simpsons, in South Park, in pretty much every American show. What's so tasty and special about it? Do the Mexican people really have such a big influence on America, like, for example, the Turks with their doner kebab in Germany?

There is a pretty huge mexican/south american influence in the US. There are a few other mexican fast food chains too, like del taco, jimboys, chipotle. Taquerias are [usually] better than any of those fast food ones, but the best is home cooked mexican food.

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C4Warr10r 2016. febr. 3., 23:59

приzрак eredeti hozzászólása:
Can anyone explain a foreigner what this whole Taco Bell thing in America is about? I have never ever seen anything like that in my life, I haven't even eaten a Taco once, but it's everywhere, in the Simpsons, in South Park, in pretty much every American show. What's so tasty and special about it? Do the Mexican people really have such a big influence on America, like, for example, the Turks with their doner kebab in Germany?

There's nothing tasty and special about it, Taco Bell made a mark in our cultural history during the "franchise wars." Americans, as a whole, are fiercely independent people. Some will say otherwise, they will say they want social this or that, but the old saying on our flag "Don't Tread on Me" holds true. They will bite the **** out of anyone who doesn't want things the way they want them.

The Franchise Wars and the media attention they garnered were a result of this. Americans live in fear of monopoly at all times, because if a monopoly over everything existed, we no longer have any freeedom. Everyone in this nation CAME here because of a desire for freedom.

But capitalism has a way of creating monopolies. Survival of the fittest leads to one dominating all others, yes? Didn't take long for modern capitalism, in the face of deregulation, to start amalgamiting and pooling its assets for advantage and dominance.

We're actually in the midst of an argument about this once again, and I'm on the side of those who are pro-capitalist, but this tends to be their view and it should be represented. No doubt, they will be happy to add.

Anyway, the Franchise Wars occurred when it became clear that private companies were using laws AGAINST monopolization to control vast empires of colonies which they didn't technically "own" but were still in control of. Like colonies, but with no violations of any laws, and what's more, actually catering to not only the American desire for freedom, but also our love of small business. Anyone can make it here, or so we like to think.

A company merely needed to "invest" in a franchise, a private business, on the condition that said business would do pretty much what it wanted. From there, the war built exponentially and at a rapid and alarming pace.

The two Cola giants, Pepsi and Coca-Cola, saw the opportunity for exploiting fast-food chains like McDonalds to sell their products. Franchises were booming, so by including only THEIR soft-drink products in contracts not only to franchises, but to the people who started them, they could guarantee a supply of demand in the near future.

It didn't happen exactly like that, but that's the gist of it. I forget who actually made the first move. It might have been the franchises themselves. Doesn't matter. Same result. People were overwhelmed with Franchises as each contender sought dominance on this new battlefield. Coca-Cola had McDonalds, the rest of their attemptos failed, but Pepsi had the indestructible trio of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, And Kentucky Fried Chicken.

The franchise wars were in full swing, kind of like the Console wars have been, just a different business model. People talked about it, even made movies about it. It was serious business because somebody HAD to come out on top.

Ultimately it fizzled into nothingness. There are no Franchise Wars any more, but most who were around remember them, and the old fuses still burn. We even have books about the fear of such things, like "Jennifer Government" which I would recommend as a read.

But then, I don't need to tell you. Somehow, you're watching American media even if you don't understand what all of it is about. It's a new war now, one about expanding markets and finding new places to reach. Just because it's trade doesn't mean it's not a competion of sorts.

Once again, FIRMLY on the side of the capitalists, just in case anyone gets the wrong idea. Can't be skipping histroy, though.

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♠ZerØ♠ 2016. febr. 4., 0:03

Oh.. Hey .... The ♥♥♥♥ master versus the crap food king. What a pleasant choice. Out of their whole ♥♥♥♥ menu, I am left picking over cooked onion rings or cinnamon twists. And the twists are a real food joke. .50$ for onion ring sauce? Nope.

I would rather not eat.

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Banana 2016. febr. 4., 8:36

Sir Dookface McFerretballs eredeti hozzászólása:
Legendary SkullGaming eredeti hozzászólása:
Who will win? YOU decide!.

Win at what? Giving you diarrhea the quickest?

They are both the same: Terrible.

It's like asking someone what tastes better, McDonnalds or an atuomobile tire... It's a tie, they are the same thing: Rubber.

Who will win in a food fight like which of their products are the best to you. Thats what I meant

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