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ChickenTacos 18/dez./2023 às 7:32
Just another...Joke thread!
Ok, here we go! Some jokes:

"What did one hat say to the other?"
"Wait right here, I'll go on a head."

"I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something."

"I used to fear speed bumps, however, I'm slowly getting over them."
Última edição por ChickenTacos; 22/dez./2023 às 10:52
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Xero_Daxter 18/dez./2023 às 7:36 
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it became cool.
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ChickenTacos 18/dez./2023 às 7:37 
Escrito originalmente por Xero_Daxter:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it became cool.
Legit chuckle from me.
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Leader of the Zakonistians 18/dez./2023 às 7:42 
These jokes are.....unique. I don't get them
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Tangociss 18/dez./2023 às 7:45 
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup.
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ChickenTacos 18/dez./2023 às 7:46 
Escrito originalmente por Tangociss:
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup.
WELL, A BIRD CAN FLY, BUT A FLY CAN'T BIRD!!!!
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ChickenTacos 18/dez./2023 às 8:31 
"A lamp shade, a bear, and a spoon are all walking through the forest."
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ChickenTacos 18/dez./2023 às 8:45 
Escrito originalmente por lankaras:
Not to be rude or anything but you might be quite bad at this.
"Said the bear."
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DarkCrystalMethod 18/dez./2023 às 11:44 
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the horse says he's heard this one before.
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Devsman 18/dez./2023 às 11:47 
What did the fast, opaque fish say to the slow, transparent fish?

u jelly?
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Kapitein Gnapmans 18/dez./2023 às 11:52 
Escrito originalmente por Irene ❤:
Escrito originalmente por lankaras:

Not to be rude or anything but you might be quite bad at this.
Let's hear yours.

Ok, sure. Why doesn't an oyster want to give away its pearl?

Because it is shellfish.
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ChickenTacos 19/dez./2023 às 4:39 
"Why did the moon cross the road?"
"It didn't."
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DarkCrystalMethod 19/dez./2023 às 6:45 
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Reasons...:lunar2020confidentrooster:
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ChickenTacos 19/dez./2023 às 6:46 
Escrito originalmente por DarkChrystmasMethod:
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Reasons...:lunar2020confidentrooster:
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and then crosses the road again?"
"A dirty double-crosser."
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jeremywyx 19/dez./2023 às 11:14 
a doctor asks his students: "Wath moat of morphine do you give to a pacitien?"
one of teh students exclaims: "half a gram?"
teh doctor anserws: "ok, and now wath do u do with teh corpse?"

this one is semi-good.
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ChickenTacos 20/dez./2023 às 5:16 
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
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