I'm one step closer to being an ugly fat balding bastard

[BigBallinChester]

So I finally got the diet down. I need to gain 100lbs to be an ugly bastard, not only do I need to be fat, I need to be strong too. But only strong enough to over power a Main character. I still want to do my no water diet too so it will need some tuning.

Meal 1 morning. 6 Eggs, 2 litre of Cola, Sausages, beer
Meal 2 early afternoon . stuffed pepper with beef, doughnuts, bourbon
Meal 3 Lunch. Cheeseburger, Fries, Cola, Whiskey
Meal 4 Late afternoon. Fried chicken, Rice, poptart sandwhich, Vodka
Meal 5 Dinner. Salmon(or any fish), Cheese soup, onions, Sake
Meal 6 Night snack. Ice cream or yogurt off your waifus panties

[Ashes-To-Ashes]

"If I had one more, my a la mode, im gonna need my own zip code"

[Xero_Daxter]

Lucky for me my dad is still looking like "daddy". ;p

Edit: All I'm saying is my dad still looks good for his age. Don't get the wrong idea.