I just dropped the Tsar Bomba of reviews

[TV-MA]

I did what I had to do.

[Hammer Of Evil]

what have you done! you've unleashed something unspeakable

edit: actually its pretty detailed. solid writeup.

[ᑓᑌᑎᕬ]

If you are compelled to utilize profane language, the level of the whole message worsens. The review would have sufficed, without employing the services of vulgar language and using significantly more structure.

This implies that the Tsar Bomb becomes no more than a firecracker.

[TV-MA]

Oprindeligt skrevet af 𝚁𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢:

If you are compelled to utilize profane language, the level of the whole message worsens.

What?

[Enterprofilenamehere]

I'm not awarding your review.

[ᑓᑌᑎᕬ]

Oprindeligt skrevet af TV-MA:

Oprindeligt skrevet af 𝚁𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢:

If you are compelled to utilize profane language, the level of the whole message worsens.

What?

This is referred to as "punctuation and grammar." This concept should already be familiar to you since you're such an avid review writer ...


q.e.d.

[TV-MA]

Oprindeligt skrevet af 𝚁𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢:

Oprindeligt skrevet af TV-MA:

What?

This is referred to as "punctuation and grammar." This concept should already be familiar to you since you're such an avid review writer ...

Nothing you say makes sense. Talk normally.

[SMIFFY]

Oprindeligt skrevet af TV-MA:

Oprindeligt skrevet af 𝚁𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢:

This is referred to as "punctuation and grammar." This concept should already be familiar to you since you're such an avid review writer ...

Nothing you say makes sense. Talk normally.

It makes sense to me.

[RÆ/>15T]

Did read (more like took a quick glance). I think your review is not helpful nor funny since it didn't make me laugh. It's more like those tiny fireworks that go boom when you throw them at the sidewalk, rather than a tsar bomb.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Oprindeligt skrevet af eek!:

Did read (more like took a quick glance). I think your review is not helpful nor funny since it didn't make me laugh. It's more like those tiny fireworks that go boom when you throw them at the sidewalk, rather than a tsar bomb.

I feel like it more closely resembles a collection of pixels on my monitor that are arranged in such a way as to spell words than a thermonuclear device.

[Incarnate]

What, did you use symbols on the keyboard to make an image of a turd or recreate the meme of the dad coming into his son's room? That gag's never been done before.

[TV-MA]

Oprindeligt skrevet af eek!:

Did read (more like took a quick glance). I think your review is not helpful nor funny since it didn't make me laugh. It's more like those tiny fireworks that go boom when you throw them at the sidewalk, rather than a tsar bomb.

I don't get how a review is supposed to be funny. Is everyone in this thread retarded or something? Evidently you are after taking one look at your bio.

[Barney, from Black Mesa.]

I'm sure you've put a lot of effort into it, but your review is mostly indigestible and has a lot of filler words that fail to convey a coherent message. I know you're just trying to write a fun review on Steam, but including as many sentences as you can doesn't equate to engaging content for the reader. Sometimes less is more; try condensing it so you can give more value to your words.

[ᑓᑌᑎᕬ]

Oprindeligt skrevet af SMIFFY:

Oprindeligt skrevet af TV-MA:

Nothing you say makes sense. Talk normally.

It makes sense to me.

This makes sense for anyone who doesn't use a vocabulary book by James Rolfe in everyday language.

[apathy]

The Tsar Bomba was enough to bring America to their senses, and stop the arms race.

The d@mn thing was capable of 100 Megatons. We were inching closer and closer to wiping ourselves out.

[Le fishe au chocolat]

The last game you reviewed actually looks like a flash game. Not even worth playing it for free.