My first clue about Santa was *CHRISTMAS SPOILERS*

[Devsman]

Santa is supposed to make the toys

But they always had toy company branding

[Kenneth Adams]

There is no GDP in north pole! that's weird!

[ZZZZZ]

In my country santa always fights baby ♥♥♥♥♥ in terms of who brings the presents.. and santa wins most fights.. thats what cased people to not believe into santa or ♥♥♥♥♥ cause the "santa" would never beat up a kid

[MinionJoe]

Mine was when I discovered Santa pre-stages gifts in closets all over the world a month early. Bastard doesn't deliver ANYTHING on Christmas Eve because it's already been delivered.

[Devsman]

Diposting pertama kali oleh MinionJoe:

Mine was when I discovered Santa pre-stages gifts in closets all over the world a month early. Bastard doesn't deliver ANYTHING on Christmas Eve because it's already been delivered.

That's actually a really clever solution to the problem of how he does it all in one night. Maybe he does a certain portion every day starting as far back as like February.

[Kobs]

If I ever believed in santa I was wayy too young. From what I remember I couldn't wait for the day to open the presents but never anything about a coca cola made persona

[Kenneth Adams]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Henry Gamer:

And they are all stamped "Made In China". Santa don't live in China.

Maybe he just fired elves and outsourced it to China.

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Diposting pertama kali oleh Henry Gamer:

And they are all stamped "Made In China". Santa don't live in China.

How do you know?

Diposting pertama kali oleh Alice:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Kenneth Adams:

Maybe he just fired elves and outsourced it to China.

Little known fact is elves exist all over the globe. Like in England you need to get into Platform 9 4/4 to access the elf world.

Platform 9 4/4 is Platform 10.

[MinionJoe]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Devsman:

Diposting pertama kali oleh MinionJoe:

Mine was when I discovered Santa pre-stages gifts in closets all over the world a month early. Bastard doesn't deliver ANYTHING on Christmas Eve because it's already been delivered.

That's actually a really clever solution to the problem of how he does it all in one night. Maybe he does a certain portion every day starting as far back as like February.

If Santa wants to store his crap in my closets for 10 months he's going to pay rent.

[Adversary]

I kept odd hours, even back then. So the minute I saw my mother wrapping presents is the minute I knew that when she started to sign some of the presents as "from Mommy" instead of "from Santa" I put two and two together.

Because I'm retarded, not stupid. The whole reason why I was consistently between a D+ and a C- in grade school was because one, I follow instructions to the letter and this was not at all what any of my assignments wanted me to do; and two, I kept getting suspended and/or kicked off the bus when I wasn't dealing with noroviruses being the one thing which kicked my ass harder than RSV or my brother.

Anyways, Saint Nicholas was a real person and he's the inspiration for the mythology of Santa Claus. Said mythology has more or less like any other idea given personage has resulted in a literal spirit of Christmas. As in, one you could call upon if you're into the spooky woo and aren't a Mall Wiccan like the fat communist next to me with the bad taste in music.

Which is why that one joke about the dyslexic Satanist is really funny.

[Fajita Jim]

I was 5, took a look up our chimney, and said "ain't no damn way."

[Adversary]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Alice:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Kenneth Adams:

Maybe he just fired elves and outsourced it to China.

Little known fact is elves exist all over the globe. Like in England you need to get into Platform 9 4/4 to access the elf world.

Or just download Yni, because clearly what the developer means by fairy world is machine elves. Seriously, I don't want what that developer is on.

[L1qu1dator]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Henry Gamer:

And they are all stamped "Made In China". Santa don't live in China.

Doesn't he? He likes color red a lot after all... :P

[kingjames488]

ya... my brother always told me santa was spoiler too...

no wait, he just told me I was spoiled because he was a jealous prick....

why you baiting people to say santa is fake tho?

[Basho]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Devsman:

Santa is supposed to make the toys

But they always had toy company branding

thats whats called a subsidiary.