Can you fart so hard you die?
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Ursprünglich geschrieben von Xautos:
Evidence suggest Elvis was a chronic drug user, diabetes, an enlarged heart, glaucoma (meaning he would have been blind before too long anyway) and constipation. with the latter he used drugs to help move his bowels along.

it's possible he strained too hard on the toilet and had a heart attack. However farting wouldn't have caused it, especially if he was all blocked up on one end and the gasses got trapped on the other end.
were you there?

dude was fartin for real for real.
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Ursprünglich geschrieben von Xautos:
Evidence suggest Elvis was a chronic drug user, diabetes, an enlarged heart, glaucoma (meaning he would have been blind before too long anyway) and constipation. with the latter he used drugs to help move his bowels along.

it's possible he strained too hard on the toilet and had a heart attack. However farting wouldn't have caused it, especially if he was all blocked up on one end and the gasses got trapped on the other end.

A lot of people in such a state do die while straining on the toilet. No joke. Drug use can also cause constipation.

The most popular times for having a heart attack include during early-morning strenuous exercise or taking a tough crap on the toilet.



On farting to death - Not likely, but I suppose one could twist one's bowels if the pressure released was great/fast enough.
Hmm I think it's possible.

They say silent farts are deadly.
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Xautos 8. Dez. 2023 um 13:43 
Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Xautos:
Evidence suggest Elvis was a chronic drug user,
There is no suggest, he was a drug addict, and it killed him.

problem was how his autopsy was conducted and the various revisions over the decades. It's hard to gauge what really happened as his body was long release to the family and buried before any significant review was conducted into it the first time.
Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Xautos:
Evidence suggest Elvis was a chronic drug user,
There is no suggest, he was a drug addict, and it killed him.
Drug abuser, pedophile, anything you attribute to stars back then applies to him.
Dude died in the 70s. Drugs was 100% involved.
It's theoretically possible to build up internal pressure strong enough to blow your insides out your butt.

But that's a very high-level and complicated martial arts technique, and you'd have to actually want to kill yourself with a fart and do your full follow-through and everything. It's not really something that happens on accident, unless god reaches through the a/m barrier and makes it happen somehow.

Heart attack toilet strains on the other hand represent at least a few hundred deaths a year in most countries, often several thousand.
Zuletzt bearbeitet von Stranger; 8. Dez. 2023 um 14:13
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No, but you can fart so hard someone else will die. It's like "fus ro dah", except it smells bad.
Let me try.

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nish 8. Dez. 2023 um 14:04 
yes
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Jonathan:
No, but you can fart so hard someone else will die. It's like "fus ro dah", except it smells bad.

Bo Rai Cho was a mistake and I hope they left him out of the newest Mortal Kombat reboot, which I have no interest in.
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Ursprünglich geschrieben von Jonathan:
No, but you can fart so hard someone else will die. It's like "fus ro dah", except it smells bad.

Bo Rai Cho was a mistake and I hope they left him out of the newest Mortal Kombat reboot, which I have no interest in.
In the new Mortal Kombat Bo Rai Cho is reincarnated as a women named Madame Bo, and all she does is run tea shop and trains people.
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aka 8. Dez. 2023 um 15:07 
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Wolvet (real):
genuine question

If God wills it.

You're welcome :KneelingBow:
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