What gift would you get a femboy for Christmas?

[Rio]

It has to cost money, so Headpats, nose boops, and tummy rubs are off the table.

[Hobbit XIII]

femboy you say....

I would get him a whole lot of popcorn if he wasn't allergic and a pile of films :

Commando
Predator
Terminator
Terminator 2 : Judgement Day
Kindergarten Cop (so he retains a sense of humour)
Double Impact
No Retreat No Surrender (for day time viewing as bit of a break - ignore the Bruce Lee 'teaching 'of when he says 'think' that is incorrect the real Bruce Lee says 'Visualise and feel' anyway...)
Time Cop
BladeRunner the original
Any other movie with Rutger Hauer in it too.
Rocky
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
Rambo First Blood - to get him from being too hyped up after watching all those Rocky movies.
Papillion the 1973 Steve McQueen version
The Great Escape - the original with Steve McQueen
Anything else with Steve McQueen
Maybe some of Mel Gibson Mad Max movies
Robocop original film for moral guidance.
And almost forgot adding in Enter The Dragon - the ultimate Bruce Lee Movie.

He should space them out for a week's worth of watching.
After all that he should be as macho as me and you will know what to get him next year.
- just don't give him coffee for a few days it will wreak havoc with all the new found testosterone in him.

[Xero_Daxter]

Publicado originalmente por Blujam:

Something from bad dragon if the boy is of legal age.

I’m surprised you even know what bad dragon is. Do you watch my content? >.>

[76561198356019466]

Publicado originalmente por Hobbit XIII:

femboy you say....

I would get him a whole lot of popcorn if he wasn't allergic and a pile of films :

You forgot Fight Club.

[Rio]

Publicado originalmente por Hobbit XIII:

femboy you say....

I would get him a whole lot of popcorn if he wasn't allergic and a pile of films :

Commando
Predator
Terminator
Terminator 2 : Judgement Day
Kindergarten Cop (so he retains a sense of humour)
Double Impact
No Retreat No Surrender (for day time viewing as bit of a break - ignore the Bruce Lee 'teaching 'of when he says 'think' that is incorrect the real Bruce Lee says 'Visualise and feel' anyway...)
Time Cop
BladeRunner the original
Any other movie with Rutger Hauer in it too.
Rocky
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
Rambo First Blood - to get him from being too hyped up after watching all those Rocky movies.
Papillion the 1973 Steve McQueen version
The Great Escape - the original with Steve McQueen
Anything else with Steve McQueen
Maybe some of Mel Gibson Mad Max movies
Robocop original film for moral guidance.

He should space them out for a week's worth of watching.
After all that he should be as macho as me and you will know what to get him next year.
- just don't give him coffee for a few days it will wreak havoc with all the new found testosterone in him.

I think they'd rather watch ponies, barbie, cartoons, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdR60UJC8Lc

[Hobbit XIII]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Publicado originalmente por Hobbit XIII:

femboy you say....

I would get him a whole lot of popcorn if he wasn't allergic and a pile of films :

You forgot Fight Club.

Such a movie might be too powerful for one so green in the ways of macho movies.
Maybe in 6 months time he will be ready for Brad Pitt and the other guy's 'antics'.
But then it would be fun watching someone on the news having full psychotic blown out meltdown.

[Rio]

Who needs to be macho, when you have classic disney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

[RÆ/>15T]

Are you trying to give a gift to a special someone, OP?

[Hobbit XIII]

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femboy you say....

I would get him a whole lot of popcorn if he wasn't allergic and a pile of films :

Tons of awesome ideas

I think they'd rather watch ponies, barbie, cartoons, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdR60UJC8Lc

That is why you must guide them in the suggested movies and save them.

[RÆ/>15T]

Publicado originalmente por Hobbit XIII:

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I think they'd rather watch ponies, barbie, cartoons, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdR60UJC8Lc

That is why you must guide them in the suggested movies and save them.

Watching those movies won't do anything but turn them gay.

[Angel]

I'd need to know the person more. But if I was to take the safe option, I would gift chocolates, fragrance (a unisex fragrance) or a scarf.

[Acetyl]

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I think they'd rather watch ponies, barbie, cartoons, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdR60UJC8Lc

The diamond castle is the crystallization of parts of the inner world after repeated hypnosis and trauma induced splits. It also modifies the reflection of the alter which unconsciously experiences itself encased within it. With preverbal trauma splits (creating mute alters) this can be modified by putting alters inside marbles (as though they're worlds), getting them to imitate gems, then color coding them. This obscures that they're actual people and containers for low level programming from the host personality, who may instead see them as inanimate objects.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds, going over the rainbow (top of the tree of life), also represents this "Luciferic" (light bringer) influence. A diamond is also two triangles stuck together. You could view this as a six pointed star taken out of phase, or fire and water (making steam, spirit).

[RÆ/>15T]

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I'd need to know the person more. But if I was to take the safe option, I would gift chocolates, fragrance (a unisex fragrance) or a scarf.

This is the holidays, not Valentine's day. Those gifts give massive "please have sex with me" vibes, especially the chocolates.

[Hobbit XIII]

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Publicado originalmente por Hobbit XIII:

That is why you must guide them in the suggested movies and save them.

Watching those movies won't do anything but turn them gay.

Er excuse me Sarah Connor is hot especially in T2 Judgement Day but you are correct I did miss out Red Sonja.
That will let him know the kind of woman to go for.
And if he likes guys he will learn to be macho from those movies to help him with that side of things too.

[Cinnamoon_dragon]

Craft something, like a souvenir in a bottle.

[Acetyl]

Publicado originalmente por Static-ghost:

Craft something, like a souvenir in a bottle.

They already did it themselves. they just happen to call it their personality.