The story of my confrontation with a well-known Youtuber at a gaming convention

[Stakanov]

I don't know if I'll talk about it, but I think it might be useful to know what it costs to get into an irl argument with a famous youtuber and his buddy at a gaming convention. For the record, yes, it ended in a fight I was banned after that incident, which was quite a while ago now.

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

So, are you going to tell the story or is it just a clickbait title?

Who was it and what did it cost you?

[【ボス B o s s】]

Origineel geplaatst door Stakanov:

I don't know if I'll talk about it

Then why did you bring it up?

[Stakanov]

It was in Toulouse, at the TGS.

This story went way too far and I needed to confide.

So as a big fan of the xxx team, I drove 4 hours to meet them.

I couldn't wait to get my DVD collection signed.

Anyway, I found myself in the queue for his “stand”, there was a crazy crowd!

After two hours of waiting, FINALLY comes my turn.

My heart rate is close to 180bpm, I'm sweaty but so happy to experience this moment.

I warmly extended my hand to X and then I understood that things were not going to go as planned...

The guy looks at me coldly, no smile, no hello, nothing.

Ok no worries... He might be tired.

Inside, I seethe with rage but I decide to move on to Y.

With a real surge of sympathy, I extend my hand once again.

“Hi Y! It’s very nice to meet you!”

He smiles weakly, looks at his watch and quickly gets up to see if there are still many people left.

I hand him my DVDs and politely ask him for a signing.

The guy blows his nose and looks for a marker. I feel extremely irritated.

It was at this precise second that everything changed.
I saw red but in a calm tone, I say:

“Guys, I’m going to give you a little advice.
Calm down, because otherwise I will lift you up. Got it, friends?"

All I got in response was a contemptuous look and X signaled a security guy to come and take me out of the line.

Serious error. FATAL error even....

I grab X by the collar to pull him towards me, forehead to forehead:

“I’m going to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you and your little friend.” I said, drooling with rage.

With these words I tip him backwards, grab his ankles and start to turn around.
I turned faster and faster, trying to reach the speed of 90 km/h.

I felt like a hammer throwing champion except this time, it was X who was going to fly away, far, far away.

After half an hour of spinning, the centrifugal force took effect and I propelled X 80 meters away, I could hear him screaming during his flight. I gave a smirk and turned back to Y.

“Did you see what I did, you big ♥♥♥♥?”

At this moment, I jumped on the spot, a jump of 4 meters in height in order to visualize the emergency exits and my route to leave the place without incident. I also take the opportunity to land in front of Y.

Eye to eye. From man to man, no escape.

Y tears off his shirt and starts pounding on his chest like a dominant gorilla, challenging me with his gaze.

Before I knew it, a horde of fans had surrounded us to form a ring.

Perfect... I couldn't ask for anything better.

He opens hostilities by attempting an uppercut with momentum. No luck for him. I dodge his strike and it's a 12 year old child who takes the blow right in the abdomen. He collapses.

We look at each other, with Y, and we laugh. This kid should just stay home after all.

Slyly, I pretend to want peace and still laughing, I approach Y, holding out my hand. He smiles back and just as our hands should make contact, I send him a rotating jump kick of incredible power.

I had concentrated all my strength into the push. A geek who was filming the scene admitted to me that after calculation, the power was equal to a TGV running at full speed.

I won't tell you about the sound of the impact of my feet with Y's blow.

He flew away (literally) for a good ten minutes. Everyone was taking photos and laughing, it must be said that it was a funny situation.

I started to head towards the exit, walking calmly, the crowd parted respectfully, I opened this crowd like Moses opened the sea. It was quite exhilarating.

I pass by Z and for no reason give him a huge ♥♥♥♥♥ slap, fingers spread.

He collapses, I laugh out loud.

The whole room starts chanting my name...

I couldn't leave like that...

I grabbed the gas tank I had brought to take a sip.

Turning towards the crowd, I place a lighter in front of my mouth and spit out an immense flame 50 meters wide. A mind-blowing show.

Obviously, you always have an idiot to push you to do more.

I'm not used to being celebrated or adored, you understand?

This idiot screams at me: DRACARYS.

Without a second thought, I took a huge breath, and I spit fire in the direction of the audience. Everything ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burst into flames... People were screaming while turning into merguez.

I was quite uncomfortable but these things happen. Nothing to worry about.

Anyway, completely euphoric, I leave the building and start breathing fire everywhere.

Dracarys on the left, Dracarys on the right. I blew a fuse.

The entire city of Toulouse was in flames, it was a horrifying sight.

I continued like that by burning part of the Ariège department, then I was pissed off and I went home to watch a movie with a friend.

There you go, you know everything.

Do you see the ♥♥♥♥ this has done? All because of the X.

What a bunch of idiots these two are...

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Cool story bro.

[Stakanov]

Origineel geplaatst door Abaddon the Despoiler:

Cool story bro.

Thank you, I'm going to sleep now, I hope you'll learn something from my experience.

[Under there]

"The story of-"
"I don't know if I'll talk about it"
ok

[Sir Seanicus, Esq.]

And then everyone clapped.

[Ionut Catalin Frasineanu]

Origineel geplaatst door Stakanov:

I don't know if I'll talk about it, but I think it might be useful to know what it costs to get into an irl argument with a famous youtuber and his buddy at a gaming convention. For the record, yes, it ended in a fight I was banned after that incident, which was quite a while ago now.

You shouldn't give it so much importance. Many of them are just uneducated, possibly semi-illiterate, who post I don't know what crap and that's it, they think they're stars.

[【ボス B o s s】]

Origineel geplaatst door Stakanov:

It was in Toulouse, at the TGS.

This story went way too far and I needed to confide.

So as a big fan of the xxx team, I drove 4 hours to meet them.

I couldn't wait to get my DVD collection signed.

Anyway, I found myself in the queue for his “stand”, there was a crazy crowd!

After two hours of waiting, FINALLY comes my turn.

My heart rate is close to 180bpm, I'm sweaty but so happy to experience this moment.

I warmly extended my hand to X and then I understood that things were not going to go as planned...

The guy looks at me coldly, no smile, no hello, nothing.

Ok no worries... He might be tired.

Inside, I seethe with rage but I decide to move on to Y.

With a real surge of sympathy, I extend my hand once again.

“Hi Y! It’s very nice to meet you!”

He smiles weakly, looks at his watch and quickly gets up to see if there are still many people left.

I hand him my DVDs and politely ask him for a signing.

The guy blows his nose and looks for a marker. I feel extremely irritated.

It was at this precise second that everything changed.
I saw red but in a calm tone, I say:

“Guys, I’m going to give you a little advice.
Calm down, because otherwise I will lift you up. Got it, friends?"

All I got in response was a contemptuous look and X signaled a security guy to come and take me out of the line.

Serious error. FATAL error even....

I grab X by the collar to pull him towards me, forehead to forehead:

“I’m going to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you and your little friend.” I said, drooling with rage.

With these words I tip him backwards, grab his ankles and start to turn around.
I turned faster and faster, trying to reach the speed of 90 km/h.

I felt like a hammer throwing champion except this time, it was X who was going to fly away, far, far away.

After half an hour of spinning, the centrifugal force took effect and I propelled X 80 meters away, I could hear him screaming during his flight. I gave a smirk and turned back to Y.

“Did you see what I did, you big ♥♥♥♥?”

At this moment, I jumped on the spot, a jump of 4 meters in height in order to visualize the emergency exits and my route to leave the place without incident. I also take the opportunity to land in front of Y.

Eye to eye. From man to man, no escape.

Y tears off his shirt and starts pounding on his chest like a dominant gorilla, challenging me with his gaze.

Before I knew it, a horde of fans had surrounded us to form a ring.

Perfect... I couldn't ask for anything better.

He opens hostilities by attempting an uppercut with momentum. No luck for him. I dodge his strike and it's a 12 year old child who takes the blow right in the abdomen. He collapses.

We look at each other, with Y, and we laugh. This kid should just stay home after all.

Slyly, I pretend to want peace and still laughing, I approach Y, holding out my hand. He smiles back and just as our hands should make contact, I send him a rotating jump kick of incredible power.

I had concentrated all my strength into the push. A geek who was filming the scene admitted to me that after calculation, the power was equal to a TGV running at full speed.

I won't tell you about the sound of the impact of my feet with Y's blow.

He flew away (literally) for a good ten minutes. Everyone was taking photos and laughing, it must be said that it was a funny situation.

I started to head towards the exit, walking calmly, the crowd parted respectfully, I opened this crowd like Moses opened the sea. It was quite exhilarating.

I pass by Z and for no reason give him a huge ♥♥♥♥♥ slap, fingers spread.

He collapses, I laugh out loud.

The whole room starts chanting my name...

I couldn't leave like that...

I grabbed the gas tank I had brought to take a sip.

Turning towards the crowd, I place a lighter in front of my mouth and spit out an immense flame 50 meters wide. A mind-blowing show.

Obviously, you always have an idiot to push you to do more.

I'm not used to being celebrated or adored, you understand?

This idiot screams at me: DRACARYS.

Without a second thought, I took a huge breath, and I spit fire in the direction of the audience. Everything ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burst into flames... People were screaming while turning into merguez.

I was quite uncomfortable but these things happen. Nothing to worry about.

Anyway, completely euphoric, I leave the building and start breathing fire everywhere.

Dracarys on the left, Dracarys on the right. I blew a fuse.

The entire city of Toulouse was in flames, it was a horrifying sight.

I continued like that by burning part of the Ariège department, then I was pissed off and I went home to watch a movie with a friend.

There you go, you know everything.

Do you see the ♥♥♥♥ this has done? All because of the X.

What a bunch of idiots these two are...

https://youtu.be/0Utp5ogtMxE

[Birds]

Origineel geplaatst door Stakanov:

I don't know if I'll talk about it, but I think it might be useful to know what it costs to get into an irl argument with a famous youtuber and his buddy at a gaming convention. For the record, yes, it ended in a fight I was banned after that incident, which was quite a while ago now.

Isn't that what Gary's book is about in Postal 2?

Isn't this literally his dialogue when he's talking to the people ahead of you in line?

Didn't he also pick someone up and helicopter them out a window, and as a condition of his release he has to have security handle all disputes for him now?

[Xero_Daxter]

If someone recognize me in real life I don't know how to react.

[Stakanov]

Origineel geplaatst door Xero_Daxter:

If someone recognize me in real life I don't know how to react.

Don't worry, no one will ever recognize you. You are just a consumer, go back to consuming in silence

[Vox]

OP got beat up by DSP

[Birds]

Origineel geplaatst door Stakanov:

Origineel geplaatst door Xero_Daxter:

If someone recognize me in real life I don't know how to react.

Don't worry, no one will ever recognize you. You are just a consumer, go back to consuming in silence :higgledysplish:

They stare sometimes. It's a little bit hard not to make eye contact.

[Stakanov]

Renard si jamais tu passe par la, sache que j'ai un profond respect pour ton talent.