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Azza ☠ Dec 1, 2023 @ 4:11am
Will you be getting a Tesla Cybertruck?
You might of remember back in 2019, the epic failiure of it's armoured glass windows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg

Well the genius Elon Musk has finally fixed that issue 3 years later...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrrJ1jQjtC0

Replacing the steel ball with a softer baseball. Problem solved!
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Azza ☠ Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:06am 
Originally posted by kilésengati:
Originally posted by Azza ☠:

You're best bet is to consider that Tesla Armour glass as false advertising, throw a steel ball (instead of a softer baseball) at the window, break it and then sue Elon Musk accordingly. Profit!

As I'm in Europe, they'd just replace the glass and change the advertising, I gotta pay my legal fees and that's about it. Stanks!

Do they even sell the Cybertruck in Europe? For it to be still considered a car, that thing would need a reduced GVW, leaving only about 500 kg for passengers and cargo.
Under these circumstances, it simply wouldn't sell. But no worries, the EU corpo-govs are working hard on raising the GVW limit for Class B licences.
Guess which clowns are the target demographic for such a clown car.

I know xTwitter had broken the EU laws and was about to be banned/blocked in Europe. The latest EU law update had Elon Musk forced into allowing researchers there back into the xTwitter API access to be able to do their research.

As for the Tesla Cybertruck, it's still not considered as Street-Legal in EU and therefore won't be sold there. You would likely have to force/change another EU law to twist Elon Musk's arm to care enough?

Ditto for those in the UK, it's not Street-Legal and would have to go under major modifications to the base structure of the entire vehicle to be up to code as acceptable.

Considering the AI auto-pilot as well, it would have to 'relearn' street rules and the driving habits, etc. Otherwise it would just drive like an American tourist there assuming the rules are the same there as back home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu0VJ7Vo5pg
Last edited by Azza ☠; Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:11am
Morkonan Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:09am 
Originally posted by Azza ☠:
Will you be getting a Tesla Cybertruck?

Never.

That's not even considering how terrible they look.
fawkee Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:10am 
no, won´t support elon
☎need4naiim☎ Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:15am 
I would have a four-wheel barouche instead of that Globalist CCP-Lover's overpriced & hideous looking plastic trash can.
Azza ☠ Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:18am 
Originally posted by ☎need4naiim☎:
I would have a four-wheel barouche instead of that Globalist CCP-Lover's overpriced & hideous looking plastic trash can.

A plastic trash bin could be pretty cool to pick up all the ladies in though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSOYACCkQ64

(I wanted one of those big dumpster bins on wheels rolling down the street, which could protect you from the zombie invasion, but this will do)
Last edited by Azza ☠; Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:20am
L1qu1dator Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:19am 
I wouldn't be getting that garbage even if THEY would be paying me to take it...
Electric Cupcake Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:21am 
♥♥♥♥, no.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/07/tesla-exaggerated-ev-range-so-much-that-drivers-thought-cars-were-broken/

The Jeep Magneto has my interest, though. I'm not about to give up my clutch pedal.
Vox Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:25am 
I remember that video of Tesla speeding out of control, I'd rather play chicken with Train than have a Telsa
Choko Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:25am 
Nice car,

Lotta kiddo hating here and trying to deathwish here like him. 🤣

Originally posted by ☎need4naiim☎:
I would have a four-wheel barouche instead of that Globalist CCP-Lover's overpriced & hideous looking plastic trash can.
Ulfrinn Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:25am 
How many threads do we need by the same person complaining about how much he hates Musk?
Azza ☠ Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:27am 
Originally posted by Electric Cupcake:
♥♥♥♥, no.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/07/tesla-exaggerated-ev-range-so-much-that-drivers-thought-cars-were-broken/

The Jeep Magneto has my interest, though. I'm not about to give up my clutch pedal.

Don't they have a Consumer Guarantees Act in America? If not, they really should get one to protect consumers from fraudulent business practices, false advertising, defective products, and dangerous goods and services.

It means if you get a bad quality service or product that doesn't meet as advertised, you can get a full refund, repair or replacement of it. It puts a lot of scam companies and knock offs out of business here in New Zealand, because they end up scamming themselves instead and paying out of their own pockets rather than the end user. They can end up paying more in the shipping returns, while giving a full refund and getting their crappy product back that they can't resell.
Last edited by Azza ☠; Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:29am
Choko Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:28am 
Originally posted by Ulfrinn:
How many threads do we need by the same person complaining about how much he hates Musk?

He is one of the Reuter employer if recall.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1840080/discussions/0/3815165632075251221/

and this is 9gun_cohen.

Besides a succubus has been sucking life energy at Dota 2 grand final players say also something with the named succubus here.
Last edited by Choko; Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:29am
Crazy Tiger Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:28am 
I care about practicality and functionality of vehicles, not about the aesthetic. But dang, that thing is hideous. Even if it was really practical and functional for my usage wants, I'd still not get it.
Azza ☠ Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:30am 
Originally posted by Crazy Tiger:
I care about practicality and functionality of vehicles, not about the aesthetic. But dang, that thing is hideous. Even if it was really practical and functional for my usage wants, I'd still not get it.

Maybe it's a boat and all this time I've just been assuming it's a land vehicle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyziAwU-gHs
Sidakte Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:33am 
nah.

there's only one thing worse than buying a Tesla. and that's buying a 2nd hand Tesla.
if X buys a new model on the 60kW battery version, they will receive it with a battery of 90kW, limited through software to only run @ 60kW.
if they wish to "upgrade" it @ 90kW they have to pay 4.500€ extra on top of the regular price.
if someone buys the same model but 2nd hand from someone else, Tesla turns the battery back to 60kW through software even if the previous owner payed for the 90kW "upgrade", thus leading the new owner having to pay again if they want the 90kW battery "upgrade" themselves.

if noone wishes to pay for the "upgrade" then either owner has to go with a battery that has the capability to have 90kW of power but instead runs limited @ 60kW. now that's "green" :/
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