Will you be getting a Tesla Cybertruck?

[Azza ☠]

You might of remember back in 2019, the epic failiure of it's armoured glass windows:

YouTube™ Video: 'Armour glass' windows on new Tesla Cybertruck shatter during demonstration 

Views: 4,065,261

A demonstration intended to show the strength of the 'armor glass' windows on Tesla's first pickup truck went wrong when Elon Musk’s team threw a metal ball at them.

Well the genius Elon Musk has finally fixed that issue 3 years later...

YouTube™ Video: Tesla Cybertruck Window Demo 2.0 

Views: 5,323

Tesla Cybertruck Window Demo 2.0 #Cybertruck #Tesla #ElonMusk -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Want to support what I do? Consider becoming a TLP Member on Patreon or Youtube!

Replacing the steel ball with a softer baseball. Problem solved!

[Azza ☠]

Just note you will be sued $50,000 if found flipping a Tesla Cybertruck. I thought this meant like cow tipping at first, but he meant buying and reselling the vehicle for a profit. Silly me.

[Psycho]

Nah. I'm very interested in their next car to be released though, the Tesla Roadster. It looks really really good, like a sports car

Also i just thought of this but Tesla should make a computer. I bet they could make an amazing gaming computer if they put their effort into it

[Azza ☠]

Originally posted by Psycho:

Nah. I'm very interested in their next car to be released though, the Tesla Roadster. It looks really really good, like a sports car

Also i just thought of this but Tesla should make a computer. I bet they could make an amazing gaming computer if they put their effort into it

They are, the Tesla Dojo, which is like AI SkyNET supercomputer from the movie Terminator. It will be stealing all it's data off xTwitter. 30 Exaflops of data, expecting to be up to 100 Exaflops by Oct 2024.

[Dracoco OwO]

Originally posted by Azza ☠:

Just note you will be sued $50,000 if found flipping a Tesla Cybertruck. I thought this meant like cow tipping at first, but he meant buying and reselling the vehicle for a profit. Silly me.

Imagine profitting from that interaction though, hardest crime to commit in the world possibly.

[qb]

i would rather bash the oil indusrety of getting us into this mess, if it werent for them supressing new cleaner tech we would have wound up with just one company doing electric cars 100 years later.

[RealEgg]

No, I don't want to die in a spontaneous combustion accident from his scam cars.

[Jolly Devil]

They look like dollar store Warthogs from Halo. So no. Plus Elon Musk is a creep.

[Boblin the Goblin]

Originally posted by pb:

i would rather bash the oil indusrety of getting us into this mess, if it werent for them supressing new cleaner tech we would have wound up with just one company doing electric cars 100 years later.

It isn't just one though. Multiple companies have been testing electric cars longer before Tesla. What caused the issue is Elon rushed to the patent office and patented his charging technology. Right after doing so, he start buying places and making contracts to essentially corner the market in charging stations.

This was then followed by trying to charge other companies a huge fee to use his patent(and in turn his stations) which they had no choice because of him saturating the market with Tesla charging stations.

So, funny enough, while Tesla is one of the few EV manufacturers, they are also the reason there is virtually no competition.

Let's not also forget that Elon didn't build Tesla. He bought in and slowly pushed the old owners out and then tried to gaslight everyone claiming it was his company.

[Vertigo]

No.
I don't want a low poly version of a real car.

[MinionJoe]

Not until they give it an actually useful bed.

But it would be funny to buy one and paint it Vantablack.

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

If the Tesla car battery costs $10k - $15k to exchange after 10 or so years, I wonder what this things battery will cost to replace.

[mikel3113]

No, or any other EV trucks. They're impractical at this point. Range while towing is only 90-115 Miles and then you got to stop for 45 minutes to charge. It would be torturous towing my RV with any of the EV trucks available and would extend a road trip by hours to days

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Originally posted by Azza ☠:

Will you be getting a Tesla Cybertruck?

No. I don't think I will.

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Originally posted by mikel3113:

No, or any other EV trucks. They're impractical at this point. Range while towing is only 90-115 Miles and then you got to stop for 45 minutes to charge. It would be torturous towing my RV with any of the EV trucks available and would extend a road trip by hours to days

First adopters always hate the fact they spent too much on infantile technology, such as early adopters that paid $1200 for 1080p when it first came out.

[Scheneighnay]

It's useless as a truck, inconveniently large to buy without a reason, and looks like ♥♥♥♥.

The only people buying these things will be EV enthusiasts.