Your pfp is hunting you, the last person you searched is your ally and the last picture you took contains your weapon. How screwed are you?

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libadwaita (she/her) 29 listopada 2023 o 16:49

I'm curious

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WhineDeer 29 listopada 2023 o 23:29

Nah mr bean is a nice guy giving roxy a flower for her great performance last night.

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S73v3NH4wk1n9 29 listopada 2023 o 23:33

:< rip me

Ostatnio edytowany przez: S73v3NH4wk1n9; 29 listopada 2023 o 23:33

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🍋 Lemonfed 🍋 29 listopada 2023 o 23:44

no weapons could help me.

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Uncanny Moskvich 30 listopada 2023 o 0:32

This rusty piece of junk aint going nowhere

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Grimmz 30 listopada 2023 o 0:56

i think i'll just die.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 30 listopada 2023 o 1:13

I think, even armed with just a Logitech k400 keyboard, Miyamoto Musashi and I could take on anime Tomoko- maybe not the manga one, tho

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Tonepoet 30 listopada 2023 o 2:15

I don't remember the last person I searched or the last picture I took. The last person I searched was likely some random internet friend with whom I lost contact anyway. The reunion might be mildly pleasant, but the person is unlikely to be of much help if that's the case.

Fortunately, I think whatever the gizmo is in my profile pic from the Steam Puzzle sale is harmless. Well, mostly harmless anyway. If we count the frame, there's a risk of drowning, but I know how to swim halfway decently I guess. The only way I'm really totally screwed as such is if i's part of a bigger more threatening machine and the whole thing has it out for me, but for now it's just a twirlymagig on a control console and it's unlikely that Valve will reveal it to ever be much more than that. I'm 99% safe.

If that's no fair, before this it was Tim from Braid. He has some time manipulation powers and the weapon doesn't even really matter since he can rewind time to resurrect himself.

Other than that he's just a dude though, and moreover his time manipulation doesn't guarantee a win since by the end of the game it is revealed there are some elements of fate he simply can not change.Regrets he can't remedy. Knights in shining armor he can't chase. The only thing I have to really be mindful of is to not let him Goomba stomp me or walk under any chandeliers and I'll probably be okay.

Since it is unlikely that Tim can finish the job, and has at least as much difficulty locating his target as Mario has difficulty locating Peach in Super Mario Bros, I'd evaluate his threat level as moderately low. For all I know, he might even be dead. There's a skull item in Backpack Battles named Tim.

And no, I'm not afraid of being bombed. The bomb already detonated if he ever had one

Początkowo opublikowane przez TwisterCat:
Well, contrary to what the average person may think, the character in my profile picture is in fact not a harmless catgirl, nor my waifu. I don't think LegionKIN, who appears to be a literal rifle, would do anything against the monstrosity. But, but but but, with the MOON as my weapon, I'm most definitely not screwed.

I'm not so sure about that. If Chen's allowed to use her connections to call in a favor from higher up in her immediate chain of command, you're kinda screwed.

Kaguya Houraisan and Eirin Yagokoro were in possession of the moon during the events of Imperishable night, and Yukari Yakumo was on the playable Barrier team, and it seems to me as if Yukari got one over on Kaguya there. Yes, Yukari lost the lunar invasion but it's implied that she wasn't trying as hard as she could have been too to teach the other youkai a lesson in humility. You'd have to use the moon to greater effect than the ex-lunar princess herself if you're going up against Yukari.

Granted, perhaps that's unfair since it's only the person in the profile pic that's supposed to be hunting you and Yukari's not there. Ran's not either, so if it's really just Chen, she'll be at her weakest since a Shikigai's proximity to her mistress has an effect on her power, so you've possibly got that going for you too.

Still even a weak touhou characer is at least moderately powerful by other series' standards, and how do you plan on weaponizing the moon anyway? Plus she's the black cat of ill omen, so you're in for some bad luck and misfortune too. Oh, and on top of being Chen, Bkub's chen is also secretly a pirate[bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com], so naturally she knows how to swashbuckle. Maybe Black Blood Rum had better be a little worried about that too. :-P

Could certainly be worse though. First of all, if Chen kills you, at least Ran will think it looks cute and awesome while she's doing so. Secondly, Chen suffers from K.C.Y.. Finally, could be Suika "Broken Moon is literally my frickin' Theme Song" Ibuki. You're just one panel away from an utter disaster dude![www.pinterest.com]

In any case, I'm glad I didn't pick a Touhou character as a profile pic for the purposes of this thread. I really hope you're better at dodging than Gohan. XD

Ostatnio edytowany przez: Tonepoet; 30 listopada 2023 o 10:19

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Xero_Daxter 30 listopada 2023 o 2:49

Well….. *beep*….

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.happybutcher. 30 listopada 2023 o 2:50

Swole croissant 🥐

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Xero_Daxter 30 listopada 2023 o 2:54

We should have Profile Picture vs Profile Picture battles.

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Shiro♌ 30 listopada 2023 o 3:22

Ouch.. Imagine losing it to music, but in a negative sense. That must feel horrible..
As for my weapon.. Heheh.. That's a just a paper.

Well, good thing that my enemy and my ally are both fictional characters; The battle must be happening inside my mind, so my physical-self shall have all the time to rest and chill in the world.
The negative side of a thing is, once I'd turn crazy, there'd be no turning back.

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