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Kratos vs Jesus
Who will win? Jesus the son of God vs The God slayer Kratos.

Which side will you pick?
Last edited by アキは殺すことが大好; Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:23am
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Funky Monk Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:34am 
Evidently Kratos
Sixtyfivekills Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:39am 
Kratos vs Jesus, directed by Mel Gibson.


I vote Jesus because I want to see him get off the cross and start beating Kratos with it.
Originally posted by Sixtyfivekills:
Kratos vs Jesus, directed by Mel Gibson.


I vote Jesus because I want to see him get off the cross and start beating Kratos with it.
Jesus will use kami kami ha holy blast when he sees the face of Kratos and Kratos be like: 🥱
Last edited by アキは殺すことが大好; Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:44am
Wouldn't Jesus just turn the other cheek?
Vox Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:49am 
What if everyone bets on Kratos but Kratos bets on Jesus winning, so in the fight, Kratos goes down and then collects the winnings.
Dracoco OwO Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:50am 
Originally posted by The nameless Commander:
Wouldn't Jesus just turn the other cheek?
That's precisely why he would lose lore wise.
Tristin Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:54am 
Originally posted by Dracoco OwO:
Originally posted by The nameless Commander:
Wouldn't Jesus just turn the other cheek?
That's precisely why he would lose lore wise.
But then he'll alternated by the God the Holy Spirit or God the Father? Trinity afterall.

Lore. :cozybrawlhalla1:
Last edited by Tristin; Nov 25, 2023 @ 6:59am
Either way, both are fictional characters, so I guess whoever is the writer of the fan-fic would decide the victor.
Last edited by The nameless Gamer; Nov 25, 2023 @ 7:26am
Bomb Shot Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:01am 
Kratos with his gigantic fists!
DarkCrystalMethod Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:02am 
I think we need a sequel to the Ultimate battle of ultimate destiny.

My bets are on Jesus, as he always comes back. They're both mortal, but only one of them has staying power.
Grumb Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:28am 
Jesus wins over Kratos with the power of love/brotherhood, then sends him on a demon-killing quest
xDDD Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:30am 
Jesus would convert Kratos into a Christian warrior and then Kratos would just continue killing off the pagan gods.
DarkCrystalMethod Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:32am 
Originally posted by Zebrant:
Jesus would convert Kratos into a Christian warrior and then Kratos would just continue killing off the pagan gods.
Pray to Crom. He knows the riddle of steel.
Corvus XIII Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:35am 
Jesus would use his intelligence, charisma and calming presence to cool Kratos.
Then hit him over the head when he wasn't looking.
Last edited by Corvus XIII; Nov 25, 2023 @ 8:35am
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