How would you design your Jurassic Park?

[Azza ☠]

In the original Jurassic Park, they had quite a few good design features thought out...

Such as the most deadly and dangerous dinosaurs, Velociraptors, being within mere walking distance of the Visitor's Centre entrance!

In the movie, they could just walk across to there.

Also, the Velociraptors needed to be fed cows on the hour, so the staying the night at the Visitor's Centre, you could likely hear the moos throughout the night! A clear reminder of where you are. Enjoy your stay!

If you had your very own Jurassic Park, what would be some of your designed features and why?

[Pieshaman]

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

I would change the Mercedes for a Boxer armoured vehicle

So long it's not one of those Tesla Trucks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg

Armored bullet proof glass that wouldn't hold up against a chicken.

I worked on airplanes.
I know the power of a frozen chicken.
It is awesome.

[kingjames488]

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

I worked on airplanes.
I know the power of a frozen chicken.
It is awesome.

and how many frozen chicken hit your plane?

good mythbusters episode tho.

[Azza ☠]

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

So long it's not one of those Tesla Trucks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg

Armored bullet proof glass that wouldn't hold up against a chicken.

I worked on airplanes.
I know the power of a frozen chicken.
It is awesome.

Well I was thinking, why not just herbivore dinosaurs, such as the Ankylosaurus? Then they wouldn't eat the visitors, it just has a massive hammer tail to swing at the vehicles! lol

[Capt Spack Jarrow]

I would add maybe a dinosaur.

[Pieshaman]

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

I worked on airplanes.
I know the power of a frozen chicken.
It is awesome.

and how many frozen chicken hit your plane?

good mythbusters episode tho.

we used frozen chicken to test material.
myself was more specialised in non destructive investigation, cause everyone else wanted to destroy things.
I did manage to put my workshoe through one of the prototype new doors they was inventing after 9/11 happened. I can tell you that door did not make it to production.
The sad almost cry face of the nerd from Delft university that designed that door brought me great satisfaction when my foot went straight through it :P

[Azza ☠]

Originalmente postado por Saucy:

I would add maybe a dinosaur.

At least one to appear legit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ2E9PJ5UbI

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

I'll check out the game.

This topic was just meant for some creative amusement. If people would help protect/secure the park or not, etc? Funny designs or creatures, etc.

it's bad, don't do it.

I still have the CD for it, god I feel old knowing that CD game still exists...

[Capt Spack Jarrow]

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

Originalmente postado por Saucy:

I would add maybe a dinosaur.

At least one to appear legit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ2E9PJ5UbI

I have a Komodo Dragon RN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28FzV5OHqMU

[Azza ☠]

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

and how many frozen chicken hit your plane?

good mythbusters episode tho.

we used frozen chicken to test material.
myself was more specialised in non destructive investigation, cause everyone else wanted to destroy things.
I did manage to put my workshoe through one of the prototype new doors they was inventing after 9/11 happened. I can tell you that door did not make it to production.
The sad almost cry face of the nerd from Delft university that designed that door brought me great satisfaction when my foot went straight through it :P

You would think they would test it first themselves, but nope... let someone else do that!

Using frozen chickens is interesting though.

[kingjames488]

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

and how many frozen chicken hit your plane?

good mythbusters episode tho.

we used frozen chicken to test material.
myself was more specialised in non destructive investigation, cause everyone else wanted to destroy things.
I did manage to put my workshoe through one of the prototype new doors they was inventing after 9/11 happened. I can tell you that door did not make it to production.
The sad almost cry face of the nerd from Delft university that designed that door brought me great satisfaction when my foot went straight through it :P

oh 9/11!!! think of the children!

still makes no sense what you're saying... "I work on planes so I know all about frozen chickens and 9/11 and I said about the doors that they didn't use!!"

well maybe had they used the doors there wouldn't have been 9/11?

[Azza ☠]

Originalmente postado por Saucy:

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

At least one to appear legit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ2E9PJ5UbI

I have a Komodo Dragon RN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28FzV5OHqMU

Yeah, that's a legit dinosaur.

We still have Tuataras in New Zealand, which are considered Dinosaurs.

It's the same deal with sharks, etc... You could get away with it.

[Felonious Punk]

i'd just have you, in a bunch of crappy toilet paper walls. just the thin paper barriers that kept you from the you that is in the dinosaur park.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

Originalmente postado por Pieshaman:

we used frozen chicken to test material.
myself was more specialised in non destructive investigation, cause everyone else wanted to destroy things.
I did manage to put my workshoe through one of the prototype new doors they was inventing after 9/11 happened. I can tell you that door did not make it to production.
The sad almost cry face of the nerd from Delft university that designed that door brought me great satisfaction when my foot went straight through it :P

oh 9/11!!! think of the children!

still makes no sense what you're saying... "I work on planes so I know all about frozen chickens and 9/11 and I said about the doors that they didn't use!!"

well maybe had they used the doors there wouldn't have been 9/11?

It is actually something they do in design, its a bit silly but its to ensure that the craft is sealed, in this case the ability to put ones door through a hard door designed to flip down is a design flaw, its like having a tank hatch made of cardboard and not steel like the rest of the tank.

[Azza ☠]

Originalmente postado por Snouts McGoop:

Originalmente postado por Azza ☠:

In the original Jurassic Park, they had quite a few good design features thought out...

Such as the most deadly and dangerous dinosaurs, Velociraptors, being within mere walking distance of the Visitor's Centre entrance!

In the movie, they could just walk across to there.

Also, the Velociraptors needed to be fed cows on the hour, so the staying the night at the Visitor's Centre, you could likely hear the moos throughout the night! A clear reminder of where you are. Enjoy your stay!

If you had your very own Jurassic Park, what would be some of your designed features and why?

i'd just have you, in a bunch of crappy toilet paper walls. just the thin paper barriers that kept you from the you that is in the dinosaur park.

Aww, I feel so safe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttDMlkK2nUg

[kingjames488]

Originalmente postado por Sly Succubus:

Originalmente postado por kingjames488:

oh 9/11!!! think of the children!

still makes no sense what you're saying... "I work on planes so I know all about frozen chickens and 9/11 and I said about the doors that they didn't use!!"

well maybe had they used the doors there wouldn't have been 9/11?

It is actually something they do in design, its a bit silly but its to ensure that the craft is sealed, in this case the ability to put ones door through a hard door designed to flip down is a design flaw, its like having a tank hatch made of cardboard and not steel like the rest of the tank.

what?

unless it's supersonic it doesn't even need doors lol... you must have heard the saying "on a wing and a prayer"?