You now own a large, loaded cannon

[Starfarer]

What do you do with it?

[Xero_Daxter]

Launch myself out of it against a brick wall.

[Starfarer]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Launch myself out of it against a brick wall.

Fun decorations!

[Lupa]

When I get a cool castle with a moat I will use it to smite my enemies looking to besiege my cool castle.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Fill it full of pineapple pizza and then take the world hostage.

[Starfarer]

Originally posted by Lupa:

When I get a cool castle with a moat I will use it to smite my enemies looking to besiege my cool castle. :cozykcdknight:

Long may you reign!

[Netaris]

I fill it with sugar and I will fire it to the sky. Enjoy all the sugar that will fall back in your hairs and become glu when you'll try to wash it away. :D

[Xautos]

Have fun with a nice girl in bed who appreciates my large loaded cannon.

[aqua star🐊]

I'm going to use it as an instrument. Hopefully I can use 21 of those bad boys.

[Agent]

Originally posted by aqua star:

I'm going to use it as an instrument. Hopefully I can use 21 of those bad boys.

For plucking the g string of course

[kilésengati]

Remember the Alamo or something. I don't know, I'm not Texan.

[kilésengati]

Originally posted by aqua star:

I'm going to use it as an instrument. Hopefully I can use 21 of those bad boys.

Tschaikowski be like…

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

pie, cannon, target

[Titus]

I will win 4th of July in my neighborhood.

[SirSeanicus]

Recreational broadside.

[Electric Cupcake]

How did 18th and 19th century artillery crews go about unloading a field gun? I suppose tilting it forward to roll the ball or shell or canister out would work, but did they have a giant pair of tweezers or something to grab onto the powder charge and pull it out? I'm pretty sure breeches weren't in wide use at that point.

I'd probably donate it to a historical society or bring it to a reenactment.

Or find Daniel Sickles' grave and blow it up. I hope that SOB is choking on his medal of honor in hell for the peach orchard stunt.

The 1st Minnesota Volunteers were way more badass than the overrated Iron Brigade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WKlTW40H8