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Video Game Boss Obituaries
We are all murderers. The all of us. Why, just the other day, I smashed a poisonous insect so that it wouldn't be able to spend the holidays with its family. That being said, let's talk about video game bosses and their deaths.

How many countless times must they die by our hands!? We, the gamers of games! Therefore, if you were to write an obituary for a video game boss (or bosses, we've got plenty of time here), for whom would you write, and how would it read?
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Father Gascoigne from Bloodborne.

Father Gascoigne, a former hunter of beasts and a devout follower of the Healing Church, passed away tragically in the night of the hunt. He was a brave and loyal servant of the church, who dedicated his life to protecting the people of Yharnam from the scourge of the beast. He was also a loving husband and father, who cherished his family above all else. He is survived by his wife, Viola, and his daughter, who remain in hiding from the horrors of the night.

Father Gascoigne's death was a result of his own tragic fate, as he succumbed to the beastly plague that he fought so hard to eradicate. He was confronted by a fellow hunter, who tried to reason with him and end his suffering. However, Father Gascoigne was too far gone, and attacked the hunter in a frenzy. The hunter had no choice but to defend himself, and ultimately killed Father Gascoigne in self-defense.

Father Gascoigne's funeral will be held at the Oedon Chapel, where he will be laid to rest with full honors. The church asks that the people of Yharnam pray for his soul, and for the souls of all those who have fallen victim to the beastly curse. May he find peace in the arms of the Great Ones.
Prophet of Vodal Kreesh - 3643 BBY
"Feel the wrath of Vodal Kreesh!"

A cheesy one liner is all that's left of this once proud servant who haunts the ruins of this once mighty Sith Sactum on the planet Athiss. It's ultimately sad that this servant serves a Sith lord who died hundreds of years earlier and this was the servants greatest purpose in his life.

Vodal Kreesh was a brilliant but mad Sith, who knew alchemy better than any other Sith. Kreesh was so strong at what he did his position in the old empire was secured. However, once he died the emperor sealed the planet off until it was forgotten and lost from history.

Rest in peace Prophet of Vodal Kreesh, you won't be missed.
Adam Smasher
1995-2077
Gentleman and Scholar
I come before you today in honor of a legend of our time. One whose life was recently ended in the service of our great land. One whose incessant pursuit of provision for his people was unmatched in the face of great adversity.

What can we say about the deceased? He was a magnificent father, rearing no fewer than EIGHT children into shining examples of good citizenship who also dedicated their lives to the service, all without the assistance of a mother. But this number does not tell half the story. I believe I speak for the entire kingdom when I say that he was a father to us all.

He was tireless in his service, despite constant obstruction. For thirty-nine years, he thought of nothing but the alliance he spent his life attempting to secure for our good. Though his constant attempts at diplomatic conferences with the leader of our sister nation frequently ended in the most rude of rejections, both by their sovereign ruler and their... champion...

Quiet, please. Quiet. This is no time or place for animosity. Rest assured, justice will be served in due time for the atrocity this individual has perpetrated against our kingdom and its dearly departed leader.

Though it saddens and pains me to have lost such a great leader as the deceased, we will press on. We will keep a part of him in our hearts forever, and his example will guide us.

Rest in peace, Bowser. And trust the future to a people who have solemnly sworn to do our utmost to fill the large shoes you consistently refused to wear.
Ultima modifica da Devsman; 2 gen 2024, ore 9:01
Wow, these are good. I expected as such, but these. are. good!
Bad feels when I find out the main villain has a kid. Not only that but is actually a good father. Lol.
Messaggio originale di Xero_Daxter:
Bad feels when I find out the main villain has a kid. Not only that but is actually a good father. Lol.
Fortunately bowser never dies
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