What's the dumbest song you've ever heard?

[Pools2013]

Some song on a commercial I just heard. it made no sense.

[Fake]

Why are you watching commercials?

[ChickenTacos]

Any music in which a male sings high-pitched. What are you doing?

[Out Of Bubblegum]

There is no such thing. Even a list of the 100 dumbest songs I (or anyone else) have heard would be leaving off ones that belong on the list.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
The furry anthem (For legal reasons: yes thats a joke)

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

A Finnish love song. It makes no sense.

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

too many dumb song to just name one.

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That song that say every move you I'll be watching you. Very creepy song.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

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That song that say every move you I'll be watching you. Very creepy song.

The Police - "Every Breath You Take"
You can shoot me later

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That song that say every move you I'll be watching you. Very creepy song.

The Police - "Every Breath You Take"
You can shoot me later

Of course it's a group called the police. Since the police are creepy.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

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The Police - "Every Breath You Take"
You can shoot me later

Of course it's a group called the police. Since the police are creepy.

Its even worse when you learn the origin of it was made by the lead singer going by the name of Stings with the concept of "To escape the public eye, Sting retreated to the Caribbean to evade the clutches of a controlling girlfriend."


The song in of itself is an Americanized version of the Crazy murdering girlfriend concept.

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Escrito originalmente por Mischievous Sly Succubus:

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Of course it's a group called the police. Since the police are creepy.

Its even worse when you learn the origin of it was made by the lead singer going by the name of Stings with the concept of "To escape the public eye, Sting retreated to the Caribbean to evade the clutches of a controlling girlfriend."


The song in of itself is an Americanized version of the Crazy murdering girlfriend concept.

That's weird since mostly men want to control women.

[Caver]

Do a search for Tiny Tim - tiptoe through the tulips - not sure why it was ever made.

[Electric Cupcake]

Flight of the Bumblebee.

Nothing but soulless showing off. And not good showing off like the Devil's Trill or Zigeunerweisen.

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Its even worse when you learn the origin of it was made by the lead singer going by the name of Stings with the concept of "To escape the public eye, Sting retreated to the Caribbean to evade the clutches of a controlling girlfriend."


The song in of itself is an Americanized version of the Crazy murdering girlfriend concept.

That's weird since mostly men want to control women.

Apparently this girl was not like that, were talking cameras in vents and hiding a knife on her at all times, level of insanity apparently. The fact that its on the wikipedia page is a little worrying because it implies that the dude wrote a song about how insane his girlfriend was instead of..you know, just breaking up...

[Max]

all songs are cringe