What is a completely normal sentence that sounds extremely weird taken out of context?

[Maria]

What is a normal sentence that sounds very creepy/weird when taken out of context?

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Kobs]

Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle Jack, off a horse, and helping your uncle Jack off a horse.

[DOOMGIRL69]

anything can be taken out of context or used to make it sound that way

[Kargor]

Początkowo opublikowane przez NorthernBlaze:

What is a normal sentence that sounds very creepy/weird when taken out of context?

Creepy old man talking to a kid: "You, Billy Batson, are all I have. Lay your hand on my staff..."

Context: DCEU movie "Shazam!"
Creepy old man is the last of the council of wizards. And he's holding the staff, of course. What did you think he was talking about?

[Amazerfulify]

"It's time to eat grandma"

[GunsForBucks]

That guy's nuts, grab em'

[Electric Cupcake]

"Can I get the nova lox on a sun dried tomato bagel with no tomato."