Santa Claus (a.k.a. Father Christmas) is a Communist !

[Apexnexius]

Beware - Block Your Chimneys and Stay Alert

General Reminder
Santa is a un-American hairy cryptid.
Subversion. Agenda. Infiltration. Chaos.

Omnipresent, but not omnipotent !

A Scandinavian at heart - Santa will spread his Social-Democratic Socialist tentacles into every American household and capture the hearts and minds of today's youth.
A cryptid so diabolical, cynical and ideologically corrupt - destroying the very fabric of this great nation.

Protect yourself from this cryptid and his plotting cabal of zealots this Christmas.
They get to you by reaching out to your heart and emotions. That's how it all starts!

You know what to do !

[Delta]

Santa Clause is a Jesus in disguise. He's not Scandinavian.

[sleeps]

wait... isn't he a priest or something? and way before communism is a thing???

[Pieshaman]

ofc he a commie, he wear red and if he would be capitalist he would bill all kids for the toys before new years eve.

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

I've seen that people think he's a communist but point to any communist that isnt' a self-serving greedy person...we're talking about a man who dedicates his life to charity and giving the gift of toys to children everywhere...

Just the very fact that he's overweight should be a pretty good indicator that he's not a communist...standing bread lines tends to make it so people don't put on alot of weight.

[GunsForBucks]

I thought the red was human blood and he was actually a demon!
learn something new everyday!

[Pieshaman]

Цитата допису Chunk Norris ☯:

I've seen that people think he's a communist but point to any communist that isnt' a self-serving greedy person...we're talking about a man who dedicates his life to charity and giving the gift of toys to children everywhere...

Just the very fact that he's overweight should be a pretty good indicator that he's not a communist...standing bread lines tends to make it so people don't put on alot of weight.

I think santa is also a pirate, he had spiced rum hidden in his flask.

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

Цитата допису Pieshaman:

Цитата допису Chunk Norris ☯:

I've seen that people think he's a communist but point to any communist that isnt' a self-serving greedy person...we're talking about a man who dedicates his life to charity and giving the gift of toys to children everywhere...

Just the very fact that he's overweight should be a pretty good indicator that he's not a communist...standing bread lines tends to make it so people don't put on alot of weight.

I think santa is also a pirate, he had spiced rum hidden in his flask.

*takes a sip of the brandy rum I have in a flask

Drinking from a flash does not equal pirate.

[ChickenTacos]

Are you saying that Comrade Father Christmas is only looking out for the good of the motherland?

[Electric Cupcake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpkQicZoY

[☎need4naiim☎]

Santa is loved because he is famous for sending gifts to you once a year.

If he had been a commie, you wouldn't even have that gift but had to share those gifts with other citizens AFTER they are regulated by your "gracious" and "helpful" government in RED.

Since Jesus Christ, there wasn't anything more dangerous than Communism. Unfortunately, Communism still lives and being funded by Gl0balist Elites, rebadged as Eurasianism for 21st Century.

[ChickenTacos]

Цитата допису Electric Cupcake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpkQicZoY

THE ELECTRIC CUPCAKE IS BACK FROM THE BAN BASEMENT AND READY TO GRACE US ALL ONCE AGAIN HERE ON OT!!!! THE ALL OF US!!!!

[Pieshaman]

Цитата допису Chunk Norris ☯:

Цитата допису Pieshaman:

I think santa is also a pirate, he had spiced rum hidden in his flask.

*takes a sip of the brandy rum I have in a flask

Drinking from a flash does not equal pirate.

yeah but what you drink we only do like after skating on ice, that have nothing to do with pirates.

[ChickenTacos]

Speaking of pirates and Santa, did you know that 'Hook' is a Christmas movie?

[Pieshaman]

Цитата допису ChickenTacos:

Speaking of pirates and Santa, did you know that 'Hook' is a Christmas movie?

haven't seen that in decades. and this is only more proof! I don't believe in coincidences :P

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

Цитата допису ChickenTacos:

Speaking of pirates and Santa, did you know that 'Hook' is a Christmas movie?

So is Rambo First Blood.