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Apexnexius Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:45am
Santa Claus (a.k.a. Father Christmas) is a Communist !
Beware - Block Your Chimneys and Stay Alert


General Reminder
Santa is a un-American hairy cryptid. :Northmen:
Subversion. Agenda. Infiltration. Chaos.

Omnipresent, but not omnipotent !

A Scandinavian at heart - Santa will spread his Social-Democratic Socialist tentacles into every American household and capture the hearts and minds of today's youth.
A cryptid so diabolical, cynical and ideologically corrupt - destroying the very fabric of this great nation.

Protect yourself from this cryptid and his plotting cabal of zealots this Christmas.
They get to you by reaching out to your heart and emotions. That's how it all starts!

You know what to do ! :Artillerists_Fire: :Artillerists_Fire: :Artillerists_Fire:
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eram Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:47am 
your parents forgot to tell you something when you grew up.
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kilésengati Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:47am 
So, according to Norwegian folklore, he's a Finn that got captured and turned by the Soviets under immense torture.
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Sir Seanicus, Esq. Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:49am 
Silence, N*rdic.
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secuda Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:49am 
Jokes on you santa i dont have a shimney.
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Sixtyfivekills Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:50am 
So that's why he didn't bring me a physical copy of Rogue Warrior, understandable.
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76561198356019466 Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:52am 
Santa and Satan are the same person.

They have the same letters in their names, they both wear red and black, and you never see them together.
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Sir Seanicus, Esq. Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:52am 
Merry Christmas.
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ZZZZZ Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:54am 
why u think he wearing red? hes a communist.. and even a communist dictator ruling over the factory elves
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Voroff Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:55am 
Originally posted by Apexnexius:
Santa will spread his Social-Democratic Socialist tentacles
Shot the Red Menace !
No red commie distributing seditious ... "gifts" will be spared here. NONE.


Gentle citizen and servitor, an always useful reminder : Purge the Xeno, the Heretic and the Mutant with Holy Fire fueled by the Fiery Wrath of The Man-Emperor of Mankind !
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Le fishe au chocolat Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:45am 
Joseph "Santalin" Claus
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Kapitein Gnapmans Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:48am 
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. If that isn't scary then I don't know what is.
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Grendalcat Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:49am 
Does that make Krampus a Capitalist?
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Q-T_3.14.exe Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:49am 
That's not Santa Clause. That's Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili.
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GunsForBucks Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:51am 
He's going to burn in the Hell of my coal stove if he tries to magically come down my chimney!
Last edited by GunsForBucks; Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:52am
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Hairy Hands Harry Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:51am 
This makes as much sense as any of the serious posts that the right-wingers make.
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