You don't stand a chance if you're not alpha!

AJOTA Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:32pm

If your child is born a clown, you've got to let them clown. You can't un-clown a child by prohibiting them from doing clown ♥♥♥♥. You've just raised a clown that doesn't do anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs

#1

【ボス B o s s】 Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:32pm

https://youtu.be/RhMsboqMMzs
COME AT ME BRO. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

#2

replika Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Originally posted by The Boss™:
https://youtu.be/RhMsboqMMzs
COME AT ME BRO. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

lain pfp?

#3

【ボス B o s s】 Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Originally posted by blink183:
lain pfp?

NOOOOOOOOOO?

https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA

Last edited by 【ボス B o s s】; Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:38pm

#4

replika Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Originally posted by The Boss™:
Originally posted by blink183:
lain pfp?
NOOOOOOOOOO? :papyrus:

https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA

I have fallen, I am fading..

#5

AJOTA Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Originally posted by blink183:
Originally posted by The Boss™:
https://youtu.be/RhMsboqMMzs
COME AT ME BRO. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
lain pfp?

NO ITS NOT LAIN ITS SPONGE BOB
https://youtu.be/ZFBAGGfIq-c

#6

Irene ❤ Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Objection!!

You men contradicted yourself! First you claim woman want bad boys (not rich), next you claim woman only want money (rich). Instead of being there and develop woman's interest and protect her against bullies, you good men judged women everyday, label women as gold diggers and now alpha hunters!

All we want is just some protection, respect and love! Who cares if you're jacked or not. Deep down it's you yourself who wish to become jacked. You love yourself and other men much more than women.

You think you understood women. What is your crush's favorite drink? See you don't even know. Arhaha

Last edited by Irene ❤; Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:46pm

#7

𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕫 Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Originally posted by Irene ❤:
All we want is just some protection, respect and love!

Oh... that's what only fans about...

for clarification.

#8

Daxank Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:56pm

True.
Get to my level scrubs

#9

swillfly Dec 19, 2023 @ 9:57pm

pfff - false

$$$$ is the key

#10

emcarlsen (she/her) Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Andrew Tate is a weak, pathetic excuse of a man. The only people more pathetic than self professed alphas are the tools who idolize them.

#11

Sixtyfivekills Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:08pm

But what if you're Alpha 2 Gold? Or Alpha 3 Max?

#12

Irene ❤ Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:13pm

A true alpha man :

- Cleans the house
- Cooks dinner
- Wash the plates
- Do the laundry
- Makes you laugh
- Create moment of surprises
- Listen to your stories
- Fights for your love
- Confident and commits to you
- Able to accept positive criticism
- Had good principles

Just a quick list I thought of in few seconds. : P

Last edited by Irene ❤; Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:13pm

#13

AJOTA Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:17pm

things alphas can't do, or they're clearly betas:

Eat bananas without blushing and making it weirdly suggestive.

Attempt to eat Popsicles without looking like they're auditioning for an inappropriate commercial.

Tackle lollipops without turning it into a questionable dance routine.

Consume kale without wondering if it's secretly plotting against them.

Attempt yoga without accidentally pulling a muscle or farting in the process.

Do intricate dances with women without resembling a confused flamingo.

Attempt intricate dances with other men without breaking into a spontaneous interpretive dance-off.

Dance, generally, without resembling an awkward giraffe at a disco.

Have female friends without a GPS tracking system from their significant other.

Spend time with said female friends without receiving an emergency call from the "Alpha Council."

Go to brunch without fearing the impact on their alpha reputation.

Have too many female friends without being featured in the next season of "Alpha Intervention."

Have too many male friends without facing accusations of starting a "Brotherhood of Betas."

Cry without it being mistaken for a rare performance of "Alpha Shakespeare."

Not cry without being accused of storing emotions in a secret beta vault.

Blow on hot food/liquids without causing a mini hurricane in the restaurant.

Run for the bus without it turning into a testosterone-fueled sprinting competition.

Use umbrellas without being labeled as "weather-sensitive."

Order fruity drinks without summoning the Alpha Fruit Punch Council for judgment.

Be excited to see your boys without an official "Alpha Excitement Charter" approved.

Text with emojis without risking the revocation of their alpha emoji license.

Eat hot dogs without it turning into a questionable metaphor.

Smoke Hookah without being accused of harboring a secret Middle Eastern alter ego.

Order dessert without consulting a dessert sommelier for the most alpha choice.

Be clean without being accused of secretly working for a cleaning service.

Decorate without unleashing their hidden inner Martha Stewart.

Build empires with their queen without accidentally reenacting scenes from Game of Thrones.

Be creative without being labeled "Alpha Picasso."

Order Starbucks without specifying their coffee order in ancient Latin.

Drink pink lemonade without organizing a pink-themed alpha lemonade festival.

Sleep on your stomach without it being interpreted as an alpha yoga pose.

Take naps without forming an underground alpha nap society.

Burn scented candles without risking an invitation to join the secret "Alpha Aromatherapy Club."

Eat cereal without turning it into a ritualistic alpha breakfast ceremony.

Have a birthday in the springtime without organizing the "Alpha Spring Fling Birthday Extravaganza."

Work a 9-5 without being accused of secretly moonlighting as a beta superhero.

Not be like Pookie and Ray Ray without sparking an identity crisis among their peers.

Take selfies without accidentally revealing their softer, more self-aware side.

Drive an Acura or a Jetta without facing accusations of secretly working for the CIA.

Block women without receiving a lifetime ban from the Alpha Social Media Network.

Block women from your private story without causing an international incident.

Have a private story in the first place without being appointed as the "Alpha Keeper of Secrets."

Go 50/50 without invoking the wrath of the "Alpha Financial Responsibility Board."

Not be the leader in the friend group without triggering an alpha leadership coup.

Giggle without sounding like a malfunctioning robot trying to fit in.

Eat soup without facing inquiries about their alpha soup-slurping technique.

Look for your glasses/desire to see without being accused of having beta vision.

Do the new Baltimore dance without initiating a global dance diplomacy crisis.

Be abstinent without being declared the "Alpha Monk."

Be short without being crowned the "Alpha Hobbit King."

Last edited by AJOTA; Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:30pm

#14

Sixtyfivekills Dec 19, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Originally posted by AJOTA:
things alphas can't do, or they're clearly betas:

Eat bananas without blushing and making it weirdly suggestive.
Attempt to eat Popsicles without looking like they're auditioning for an inappropriate commercial.
Tackle lollipops without turning it into a questionable dance routine.
Consume kale without wondering if it's secretly plotting against them.
Attempt yoga without accidentally pulling a muscle or farting in the process.
Do intricate dances with women without resembling a confused flamingo.
Attempt intricate dances with other men without breaking into a spontaneous interpretive dance-off.
Dance, generally, without resembling an awkward giraffe at a disco.
Have female friends without a GPS tracking system from their significant other.
Spend time with said female friends without receiving an emergency call from the "Alpha Council."
Go to brunch without fearing the impact on their alpha reputation.
Have too many female friends without being featured in the next season of "Alpha Intervention."
Have too many male friends without facing accusations of starting a "Brotherhood of Betas."
Cry without it being mistaken for a rare performance of "Alpha Shakespeare."
Not cry without being accused of storing emotions in a secret beta vault.
Blow on hot food/liquids without causing a mini hurricane in the restaurant.
Run for the bus without it turning into a testosterone-fueled sprinting competition.
Use umbrellas without being labeled as "weather-sensitive."
Order fruity drinks without summoning the Alpha Fruit Punch Council for judgment.
Be excited to see your boys without an official "Alpha Excitement Charter" approved.
Text with emojis without risking the revocation of their alpha emoji license.
Eat hot dogs without it turning into a questionable metaphor.
Smoke Hookah without being accused of harboring a secret Middle Eastern alter ego.
Order dessert without consulting a dessert sommelier for the most alpha choice.
Be clean without being accused of secretly working for a cleaning service.
Decorate without unleashing their hidden inner Martha Stewart.
Build empires with their queen without accidentally reenacting scenes from Game of Thrones.
Be creative without being labeled "Alpha Picasso."
Order Starbucks without specifying their coffee order in ancient Latin.
Drink pink lemonade without organizing a pink-themed alpha lemonade festival.
Sleep on your stomach without it being interpreted as an alpha yoga pose.
Take naps without forming an underground alpha nap society.
Burn scented candles without risking an invitation to join the secret "Alpha Aromatherapy Club."
Eat cereal without turning it into a ritualistic alpha breakfast ceremony.
Have a birthday in the springtime without organizing the "Alpha Spring Fling Birthday Extravaganza."
Work a 9-5 without being accused of secretly moonlighting as a beta superhero.
Not be like Pookie and Ray Ray without sparking an identity crisis among their peers.
Take selfies without accidentally revealing their softer, more self-aware side.
Drive an Acura or a Jetta without facing accusations of secretly working for the CIA.
Block women without receiving a lifetime ban from the Alpha Social Media Network.
Block women from your private story without causing an international incident.
Have a private story in the first place without being appointed as the "Alpha Keeper of Secrets."
Go 50/50 without invoking the wrath of the "Alpha Financial Responsibility Board."
Not be the leader in the friend group without triggering an alpha leadership coup.
Giggle without sounding like a malfunctioning robot trying to fit in.
Eat soup without facing inquiries about their alpha soup-slurping technique.
Look for your glasses/desire to see without being accused of having beta vision.
Do the new Baltimore dance without initiating a global dance diplomacy crisis.
Be abstinent without being declared the "Alpha Monk."
Be short without being crowned the "Alpha Hobbit King."

Needs more spaces in between so its funnier to quote, 7.8/10

#15

Report this post