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If you're already weird, then just keep on keepin' on. Some people will like it, some won't.
may cheese attract you?
Now that you mention it, possibly.
But if I'm being honestly blunt, I think it's a stupid method to attract people.
What would be a non-stupid method to attract people?
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDmUeqpTS7k
-> be a real woman.
you can be a mental wreck, uneducated, fat, ugly, homeless, in massive debt, old, or anything else... and there still will be a man desperate enough to want to marry you.
To find a wife, when you are a man
**have a job, and a stable income, 25k a year or more.
**rent or own currently a nice house or apartment, she can just move in
**have grown over all your psychological issues, be 100% happy with where you are in life
**have at least 4 or 5 similair friends
**have your act together, so clean and ironed clothes, a clean hourse, you cook for yourself each day, go to the gym..
**have 2 or more intereesting hobby's or skills you can talk to her about. make sure they are hobby's woman do aprove off
**be in such a mental mood you need nobody else in life to be happy.
and most importantly :
-> act like everybody wants you..
ironicly the number 1 trait woman fall for is the man all the other woman want.
you need to apear as if you are desirable..
-> insecuroity in a man no matter how great you are otherwise will scare any woman away.
if she spots a wrinkle in your shirt.. or dust on your windowframe.. let alone.. a sock or pizzabox in the corner.. or see you only eat takeout.. with your fridge full of bear and other junk..
she be out that door running away in no time..
if you cannot take care of yourself.. you aint going to be able to take care of her, ler alone kids.
If you are an average man and try goofy ♥♥♥♥, she'll just think you're a spaz.
Act accordingly.