You have trillion dollars in $100 notes

[Alex]

You can’t spend or give it to anyone so what will you do with tone of useless paper

[Pocahawtness]

I would buy a paper furnace and enjoy the free heating for the rest of my life.

[Goose]

film a skit with it

then burn it in my fireplace.

[Alex]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Pirate☠️Pocah:

I would buy a paper furnace and enjoy the free heating for the rest of my life.

Save money by burning your own money

[Dutchgamer1982]

you did not say I cannot SELL it to others.. (loophole found)
selling 100 for 50.. and than no limitations.
and I cannot spend it.. they can.. so win win for both.

alternatively I just exchange it to euronotes or any other currency and again within the stated rules now can spend it.

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other loophole : I open a bank.
100 trillion in cash in my vault gives me the right to write out 1000 trillion in interest bearing debt.
the cash never has to leave the vault for that.. so I am raking it in.
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alternatively :
thats
10 million kg of old paper.
old paper has a value of 15 eurocent per kg
-so than it still represents 1.5 million euro in value..
I cannot SELL it as old paper.. but surely I can make a deal with a papermill them processing it for me to paper and than sell the paper and split the profit?

if not that.. well yeah.. burning it.
1kg paper when burned has enough energy to produce 3.75 kwh
each kwh has a marketvalue of 40 eurocent.
so thats 15 millio euro worth of electricity if I burn it all.
ofcourse I will have to pay a cut to a furnace burning the money... cut in the energy firm.
also I need to buy a storage facility to store the ashes perpetually (most likely just some land I use it as fertiliser on)
finally I will need to pay taxes

still that will leave me easely with 5 million euro.

[Sidakte]

clean windows
cat litter box lining
shoe deodoriser
clean my oven

stuff like that.

[Sir Seanicus, Esq.]

Trade it for real money.

[Goose]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Dutchgamer1982:

you did not say I cannot SELL it to others.. (loophole found)
selling 100 for 50.. and than no limitations.
and I cannot spend it.. they can.. so win win for both.

alternatively I just exchange it to euronotes or any other currency and again within the stated rules now can spend it.

====================
other loophole : I open a bank.
100 trillion in cash in my vault gives me the right to write out 1000 trillion in interest bearing debt.
the cash never has to leave the vault for that.. so I am raking it in.
==========================

alternatively :
thats
10 million kg of old paper.
old paper has a value of 15 eurocent per kg
-so than it still represents 1.5 million euro in value..
I cannot SELL it as old paper.. but surely I can make a deal with a papermill them processing it for me to paper and than sell the paper and split the profit?

if not that.. well yeah.. burning it.
1kg paper when burned has enough energy to produce 3.75 kwh
each kwh has a marketvalue of 40 eurocent.
so thats 15 millio euro worth of electricity if I burn it all.
ofcourse I will have to pay a cut to a furnace burning the money... cut in the energy firm.
also I need to buy a storage facility to store the ashes perpetually (most likely just some land I use it as fertiliser on)
finally I will need to pay taxes

still that will leave me easely with 5 million euro.

you're assuming 100% efficiency.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Spare toilet paper.

[Back Yard Gamer]

Wallpaper the house, the neighbours and anyone else who'd like moolah as a decorative item.

[kilésengati]

Whacky test, IRS.

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

I would exchange it for my local currency.

[EASY PETE]

Use it as infinite toilet paper

[kilésengati]

Did you know 100 dollar bills often carry traces of coke, as it easily binds to the green dye.
Pretty sure having that much coke is illegal.

[xDDD]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από EASY PETE:

Use it as infinite toilet paper

That would devastate your septic system

[Alex]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Dutchgamer1982:

you did not say I cannot SELL it to others.. (loophole found)
selling 100 for 50.. and than no limitations.
and I cannot spend it.. they can.. so win win for both.

alternatively I just exchange it to euronotes or any other currency and again within the stated rules now can spend it.

====================
other loophole : I open a bank.
100 trillion in cash in my vault gives me the right to write out 1000 trillion in interest bearing debt.
the cash never has to leave the vault for that.. so I am raking it in.
==========================

alternatively :
thats
10 million kg of old paper.
old paper has a value of 15 eurocent per kg
-so than it still represents 1.5 million euro in value..
I cannot SELL it as old paper.. but surely I can make a deal with a papermill them processing it for me to paper and than sell the paper and split the profit?

if not that.. well yeah.. burning it.
1kg paper when burned has enough energy to produce 3.75 kwh
each kwh has a marketvalue of 40 eurocent.
so thats 15 millio euro worth of electricity if I burn it all.
ofcourse I will have to pay a cut to a furnace burning the money... cut in the energy firm.
also I need to buy a storage facility to store the ashes perpetually (most likely just some land I use it as fertiliser on)
finally I will need to pay taxes

still that will leave me easely with 5 million euro.

How can you sell if you also aren’t allowed to give those notes to others