What to do if my girlfriend is a vampire?

[Ghost Rider]

Found bite marks on my neck in the morning... 😏

[Hammer Of Evil]

I use holy water, a stake, and exploding silver bullets.

then gather and spread the ashes underneath the morning sunshine.

[Dozer]

snipe her

[L1qu1dator]

Pass her on to me, she can suck me anytime.

[Groogo]

Ghost Rider a écrit :

Found bite marks on my neck in the morning... 😏

Tell her that you were in an accident and wear a neck brace at all times.

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

chew on a fresh clove of garlic and then quickly bite her back really hard!!

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Does she ask if you recently brushed your teeth?

[Ice Robertson]

What to do if my girlfriend is a vampire?

I'm pretty sure my doctor is a vampire, All the blood tests they do.

[Uncle Sam]

Well see if you can keep your blood flow to regular levels and maybe avoid the sun from now on.
Or go to good ol' vampire hunter training, aka garlic, stakes, holy water, silver bullets? Etc.

In either case good luck!

[Birds]

First of all, vampires exist on a separate financial tier and it is harmful to both the global economy as well as their own individual bottom line to share their financial assets without first creating some kind of business to convert them into 'light' money. Asking them to share any of that money with you, light or dark, is tantamount to asking if you can stake them for transport. And in the dark case it's bad for both of you if they say yes.

Second, if you found out somebody else can too. You'll have to deal with the fact that you're dating a black person and the KKK might burn your house down at any moment your average hunter is psychologically unstable and that there is no legal recourse for dealing with or handling them; it's not ideal, and many go to great lengths to avoid it, but simply killing them as one would any other stalker-murderer is something you might have to participte in.

Third, a tube of sun cream is about $200,000-400,000 depending, as the vampire economy is somewhat inflated (and the tier system is a way to preserve that inflation without affecting the light economy with it or the menial jobs necessary to fund that kind of income for in 1 2,000 people) and it's probably for the best if you never ask her any questions about her financials at all.

This can be boiled down to a simple acronym: MPM, or Money, Protection, Money, although many have suggested that MPM is tantamount to vampiric pickup artistry and plays on the psychological needs of a person in a vampire's position. Namely the dueling needs for companionship and the sweet, unassailable protection of sheer isolation.

All of that said many vampire/human relationships work out just fine, although the number willing to be faithful to a reincarnate inbetween lives is rather low. And many relationships are wholly ruined by turning, although not all. So it's not something you should engage in with frivolty, as if you hurt their feelings doing so you might have some rather serious problems to deal with. But, a mutually-negotiated frivolty is generally quite pleasant for everyone, so.

Incidences of vampires simply murder-napping their spouse near the end of their lives (in a non-consensual format; MAS is a no-brainer in most circles) is rather low. Incidence is the same as serial killers in the general population for basically all the same reasons. They can also hypnotize you and make you do what they want, so it's unlikely you'd even see it coming, unless they respected you or somesuch.

All in all, the same basic challenges and issues at play as dating anyone.