I got drafted into the army and got away with it relatively easily

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Today marks the final chapter to my army ordeal that's been nagging me for two years, I was finally trialed and sentenced to a laughable sentence.

Essentially, I'll have to pay 1k euros, and if don't do any serious crimes for 1 year (this doesn't include fines, I can still do as much reckless driving as I want), then I'll get back that 1k euros at the end of that year.

I don't get why the guy was going easy on me, considering he read my emails, where I've said some nasty ♥♥♥♥. I was acting like a total sociopath in the interrogation too, but regardless, I got away with barely a scratch.

They also hand you a punishment right on the spot, which could be jail time, but I just had to sign documents that I won't leave the country without noticing the dude that was assigned to deal with my case.

Pff, I'm truly amazed at the mercy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country can have. Even if I don't care for it, since I can handle their worst punishments, but still, lowkey adorable.

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Messaggio originale di volusat:

this is a plot so people go to jail and a months later are send to war with worse conditions

It's practically impossible to be sent to prison if you're first time getting prosecuted, which I am. Though, technically I could face up to 3 years in prison. But I was instantly offered a deal to pay 1k euros and at the end of the year get it back if I stay out of crime, which I obviously will. The only crimes I commit are administrative crimes that are meaningless, and just resort to a fine getting issued.

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this is a plot so people go to jail and a months later are send to war with worse conditions

It's practically impossible to be sent to prison if you're first time getting prosecuted, which I am. Though, technically I could face up to 3 years in prison. But I was instantly offered a deal to pay 1k euros and at the end of the year get it back if I stay out of crime, which I obviously will. The only crimes I commit are administrative crimes that are meaningless, and just resort to a fine getting issued.

Oh, so it targets people who can't get 1k without a bad loan and exists to encourage crime.

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Wow you write some very tall tales.

He always does with this account or others but it's new today it's not about driving 200 miles an hour in a 30 zone

Eh it's no longer special to talk about it, it's literally my baseline, I always speed if the conditions allow for it. Though 200 miles in a 30 zone, never claimed that lmao, that's ridiculous.

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It's practically impossible to be sent to prison if you're first time getting prosecuted, which I am. Though, technically I could face up to 3 years in prison. But I was instantly offered a deal to pay 1k euros and at the end of the year get it back if I stay out of crime, which I obviously will. The only crimes I commit are administrative crimes that are meaningless, and just resort to a fine getting issued.

Oh, so it targets people who can't get 1k without a bad loan and exists to encourage crime.

It's overall a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up situation, nobody should pay anything for refusing to participate in the army.

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He always does with this account or others but it's new today it's not about driving 200 miles an hour in a 30 zone

I have seen him talk about this before. It's either this, driving or thinking he makes more money than Jeff Bezos. Tbh his driving stories aren't even that impressive. I used to drive a Skoda Octavia faster than he has claimed.

You're not cool for going faster than me in your junk octavia lol. I don't want to splatter like a moron, so I keep to below 200kmh speeds. Never went above 200kmh actually.

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Oh, so it targets people who can't get 1k without a bad loan and exists to encourage crime.

It's overall a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up situation, nobody should pay anything for refusing to participate in the army.

As far as drafts go it's pretty generous tbh.

Compare to SK where they forced Boxer into it.

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Messaggio originale di Naughtius Maximus:

How pathetic do you need to be, to have 20+ accounts, because you're a sad online loser lmao.

This won't insult me bro, it's so basic.

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It's overall a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up situation, nobody should pay anything for refusing to participate in the army.

As far as drafts go it's pretty generous tbh.

Compare to SK where they forced Boxer into it.

You mean south korea? I don't know who's this boxer dude though.

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Messaggio originale di It's you!You're the Oppenheimer!:

what if we kiss in draft office registration in berlin germany

That's lowkey hot. 🥵

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As far as drafts go it's pretty generous tbh.

Compare to SK where they forced Boxer into it.

You mean south korea? I don't know who's this boxer dude though.

Professional Starcraft player famous for being influential. Could have easily paid a few thousand to get out if it was an option, but it's only permitted for very powerful companies to do that.

They sent him in the military when he was getting started in SC2. Some people feel it was because he was becoming influential again for grasping the game quickly.

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As far as drafts go it's pretty generous tbh.

Compare to SK where they forced Boxer into it.

You mean south korea? I don't know who's this boxer dude though.

I think his name is Sum Ting Wong.

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Messaggio originale di Volfogg:

Back when draft was a thing around here, I had 2nd lowest priority in being picked - "Unable to serve in time of peace". Dunno if I should be happy or not.

I expect nothing less from you lol.

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You mean south korea? I don't know who's this boxer dude though.

Professional Starcraft player famous for being influential.

They sent him in the military when he was getting started in SC2. Some people feel it was because he was becoming influential again for grasping the game quickly.

Way to go, ruin dude's career before it even took off.

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Professional Starcraft player famous for being influential.

They sent him in the military when he was getting started in SC2. Some people feel it was because he was becoming influential again for grasping the game quickly.

Way to go, ruin dude's career before it even took off.

I mean he's a bonjwa; the very first infact. he was already massively successful.

They just didn't like that he was having a comeback.

Gotta have that revolving pool of fresh talent faces for the fans; keeps costs down and influence low.

What if it was Boxer addressing the UN, some unwashed filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer, instead of a cultured pop star like BTS' Jimin?

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Way to go, ruin dude's career before it even took off.

I mean he's a bonjwa; the very first infact. he was already massively successful.

They just didn't like that he was having a comeback.

Gotta have that revolving pool of fresh talent faces for the fans; keeps costs down and influence low.

The matrix always finds a way to hurt you. Sometimes I sit down and I'm so glad that I've got money, they can't do ♥♥♥♥ to me.