Interesting Or Funny Real Life Fistfights You Watched

[Nekoborg]

Some real life fistfights fights that we have watched are so unforgettable that they deserve to be mentioned.

I have been lucky enough to have seen several of these in my lifetime.

Feel free to share any such real life fistfights you have been witness to.

[Kobs]

There's nothing interesting in a fistfight, there's always someone who doesn't want it and the other taking advantage of the fact that he's stronger

[Supersquid]

I've never seen other people having a fist fight, but the funniest one to me is when a little crap starting punching me when I was 9 and refused to stop even after I warned him, so I dropped him with one kick to the jaw. 😂

[Nekoborg]

引用自 Kobs：

There's nothing interesting in a fistfight, there's always someone who doesn't want it and the other taking advantage of the fact that he's stronger

I seen some evenly matched ones in my life where both were fighting real hard. One in particular comes to mind.



Approximate age of the boys: 13 to 15, time of day was around quarter past 3 PM

Both were from a nearby middle school

½ the students had apparently gotten off the bus stop to see this instead of get off at their usual bus stop. The bus driver had no choice but to continue to drive the rest of the kids home.

Both of these boys fighting looked slim and athletic, their fists were swinging hard and fast.

There was no clear winner but there was blood, quite a bit.

[Fajita Jim]

引用自 Kobs：

There's nothing interesting in a fistfight, there's always someone who doesn't want it and the other taking advantage of the fact that he's stronger

I've seen the little guy getting picked on explode and kick the bullies arse more than once. Just because someone isn't usually violent or flexing doesn't mean they will put up with someones ♥♥♥♥.

[Vince ✟]

The old boxer that knocks the guys out in the hallway. (Around 1:40)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DlKvu_4meM

& from there you can just keep clicking, cause there are tons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_S2f7QPZKc

[Nekoborg]

引用自 Nekoborg：

引用自 Kobs：

There's nothing interesting in a fistfight, there's always someone who doesn't want it and the other taking advantage of the fact that he's stronger

I seen some evenly matched ones in my life where both were fighting real hard. One in particular comes to mind.



Approximate age of the boys: 13 to 15, time of day was around quarter past 3 PM

Both were from a nearby middle school

½ the students had apparently gotten off the bus stop to see this instead of get off at their usual bus stop. The bus driver had no choice but to continue to drive the rest of the kids home.

Both of these boys fighting looked slim and athletic, their fists were swinging hard and fast.

There was no clear winner but there was blood, quite a bit.

Tim, Mike and I had been driving home after our day at vocational school had ended. Mike was driving his rebuilt VW hotrod bug. It was at this intersection close to a shopping center that the kids got off the school bus. Right at the entrance to this subdivision.

When I saw all the kids formed a tight circle around 2 of the boys my instincts knew right away that a fight was about to happen. Tim also knew and we both yelled for Mike to pull over and park so we could watch,

A few other cars had pulled over; most were from the local high school who also wanted to see the fight.

Everyone watching were cheering and overly hyped up, especially this short skinny wimpy and nerdy looking boy with thick glasses who had dropped a large stack school books on the ground. He was jumping up and down, swinging his tiny fists and skinny arms punching air while screaming at the top of his lungs " HIT HIM IN THE FACE! ..HIT HIM IN THE FACE! .. HIT HIM IN THE FACE! .. HIT HIM IN THE FACE! .. HIT HIM IN THE FACE! .. " non stop for the entire fight.

Watching this kid's excitement was more fun than the fight itself. He was totally getting off on the violence. Never before had I seen more bloodthirst in a spectator. I often wondered if that kid had ever been in a real fight himself but he sure liked watching, LOL.

[kilésengati]

Never, so I must have participated in them. :D

[76561198356019466]

late one night i saw a guy outside of a bar having a fist fight with himself.

last I heard he had started some sort of underground club that nobody is supposed to talk about.

[Nekoborg]

引用自 sassy：

引用自 Nekoborg：

Some real life fistfights fights that we have watched are so unforgettable that they deserve to be mentioned.

I have been lucky enough to have seen several of these in my lifetime.

Feel free to share any such real life fistfights you have been witness to.

i love fights, just saying Nekoborg this is the most fun i have had on here talking about them, props for the thread :D

At a Marilyn Manson concert several years ago a couple hot looking Goth girls got into a very vicious "kitty" fight close to the stage.

Hair pulling, scratching, biting, and kicking each other with their heavy stomper boots.

A tight circle of spectators had formed around the fight preventing security to get close enough to stop it.

I know Marilyn Manson saw everything from the stage because he had a overtly smirking smile while preforming an extended version The Beautiful People. He kept staring down at the crowd right where the fight was going on like he approved of Gothic girls fighting viciously. Knowing his personality Marilyn was probably thinking they were fighting over him, most likely getting sexually aroused.

Their fight was stopped not long after by what I presume were their boyfriends who pulled them apart. These girls kept trying to fight as their boy friends had lifted them off the ground and tried to pull them apart.

After the concert my friend and I stayed to search for things folk had dropped during the concert. I found a large silver earring with blood and black hair on it in the area where the 2 Goth girls had fought.

[Moogal™]

None. I generally don't watch fist fights.

[GunsForBucks]

I guess when you see someone die they become less amusing.

[76561198356019466]

引用自 GunsForBucks：

I guess when you see someone die they become less amusing.

There was a short story, i can't remember if it was Bradbury or Matheson, about the dead being used as entertainment. They were given a chemical that didn't bring then back to life, but made their bodies jump and dance around for a while. People would go to clubs to watch it.

[KalGimpa]

the first real girl fight i saw was in middle school

one of them was wearing a spiked glove (80's style, studs on the back of the glove)

she b slapped the other one with it

flippin gruesome

[Nekoborg]

引用自 sassy：

Jeez that sounds rough to watch i don't know why but when girls fight they just seem more vicious tbh, i always find it hard to watch when women fight 2 dudes though it don't bother me idk why really.

Manson smirking at that does sound like something he would do though lol

They say some wild things about his dru g related habits and excessively kinky and sa distic se xual personality. I wonder if some of it is true.

[Hammer Of Evil]

not a particular fight, but in general i find it absolutely hilarious when both sides have zero idea, zero training, zero technique how to fight, and they adopt a stance they saw from a movie or something, and they spend a few minutes swinging and catching nothing but air. and when they do start connecting they're so gassed its probably got no real sting behind it anyways. absolute comedy.