What will you do against a bear?

[osama bin laden]

Let’s imagine you went for a walk into forest and you turn around because of weird sound and see a bear, what will you do?

[PsychoPsyops]

Depends on what kind of bear it is. Some you are supposed to stand quiet and still for, some you are supposed to act loud and big, and others you simply need defenses for. There are no universal solutions…unless you have a flamethrower.

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

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The real strategy to surviving a bear attack is to feed everyone online bad information, so that when a bear does attack, there is bound to be someone in the group who acts on bad information and provides the group with a sacrificial goat.

You just have to run faster than the person next to you. Simple. Done and done.

I used to be a tour guide and I used to tell my tours the same thing about how to survive a bear attack. It got laughs from everyone but usually the slowest person on the tour...they usually knew who they were and didn't find the humor funny.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

I have never seen a bear. Have been around alligators and crocodiles before. That was an experience.

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Just on that I'm reminded of something. Creationists claim that when Adam and Eve were around animals like Bears and Lions were vegan If you don't believe this look it up.

I wanted to see Jon Micah Sumrall in concert though I couldn’t stomach the idea of giving Ken Hamm any money. The show was a the Ark park.

[Devsman]

Remind him that he died on January 26, 1983.

[michaelt]

Bruce Lee cross kick to the face...then get eaten alive probaby

[Faster With Feeling]

Why do people still believe the ♥♥♥♥ Ken Ham peddles?