What will you do against a bear?

[osama bin laden]

Let’s imagine you went for a walk into forest and you turn around because of weird sound and see a bear, what will you do?

[Faster With Feeling]

Messaggio originale di Sai D Gintoki:

Messaggio originale di I believe in God:

You know the story of the girl who was eaten alive by bears. She was able to send messages home to her family as she had a phone on her.

How did she even fathom that without fight instincts kicking in to survive? Like I wouldn't be able to recognize that cause I'd be to worried on fighting for survival.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20231843/chilling-final-words-daughter-mother-bear-attack/

There are a few more stories like this

A film based loosely on actual events
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backcountry_(film)

And another event
https://allthatsinteresting.com/timothy-treadwell

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA

[AdahnGorion]

I pet the cute little sunbear then I give it a snack

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Messaggio originale di Your_White_Knight:

I'm just going to leave this bear... HERE... I'm just going to leave this here... :winkkit:

https://youtu.be/l8foYZ9KNig

I heard bear meat is tough and you really have to tenderize it. But i heard it was good.

[=(^ ^)=]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[Γαῖα]

Thats the million dollar question. I say phone a friend.

[AdahnGorion]

Messaggio originale di Γαῖα:

Thats the million dollar question. I say phone a friend.

Hello Γαῖα

My best answer would be to smear yourself in honey and then lie down while making bee noises.


Sometimes you don´t want others to make answer the million dollar question for you

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

When i was a tour guide I had several encounters with bears. The first time I encountered one, my supervisor was yelling at it to go away, and throwing rocks near it. It got angry. Stood up on a fence to it's full height and roared at my supervisors. The guy turned white. I went into the utility shed, took two shovels and started hitting them together like chimes and eventually the bear left.

That bear actually later went crazy. Tried to kill one of the bus drivers, it ripped the doors off the bus, and the bus driver escaped out the back-door. It also did all sorts of property damage, and it got angry. We put a large metal bar over the dumpster with a big heavy plastic lid. It tore the lid off, and then proceeded to tear the lid into small pieces.

Eventually the rangers and some folks from work tracked it, killed it and cut it's head off. Put the head in an ice-chest to have maggots eat all the meat off it, and so they'd have a bear skull.

One day at work, we were cleaning out one of the storage rooms. It was over 100 degrees and after several hours I told a co-workers that the ice-chest over in the corner has ice-cold drinks that the owners that set aside for us, and asked if he'd grab me a root-beer and he could have whatever he wanted. He happily jogged over, and with his face right over the lid, opened it up to reveal no drinks...but a 2 month old de-composing bear-head.

[secuda]

By not being in bear country population 5.

[Neurotic Panda]

I'm not just walking around any forest w/o protection.

some random ass bear comes at me or is stalking me aggressively its taking 6 slugs to its dome..

if its just minding its own business and then moves along like i do, we have no issues. carry on and we can both enjoy life..

[⍚MagusFromHeaven⍚]

*my bones are ready, make it quick*

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

Don't worry bears are very peaceful and loving creatures...unless they're a mutated bear, then you're screwed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBGiEYFKz7s

[Yoni the Hero]

Play dead

[Sixtyfivekills]

Final atomic buster.

[Faster With Feeling]

Messaggio originale di Snow ☯:

Don't worry bears are very peaceful and loving creatures...unless they're a mutated bear, then you're screwed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBGiEYFKz7s

They needed bigger guns