Why do old people smell of cabbage?

[Haemorrhoid Graboid]

Is it because their soul is trying to leave their body before they die?

Wait a minute. There's something unusual about the subway seat you just claimed. It's awfully warm, and a peculiar odor seems to hover in the air nearby—a stale, musty odor tinged with something as acrid as mothballs. You know this aroma: it's "old person smell."

the unique scent of the elderly lingers wherever they live and in any confined spaces they have recently occupied, such as taxis and elevators. Many different cultures have recognized the phenomenon—the Japanese even have a word for it, kareishuu

[what the L 👤]

Cos their skin cells are dying sth idk never been old

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Your stereotype of old people smell is itself quite outdated. Its now rutabegas, not cabbage. Also there was something about my lawn...

[𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ]

No they smell like mung beans

[AWAWA Liz]

My grandmother smelled nothing of cabbage, but she did use lots of perfume.

[it's love]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Forget why they smell like cabbage, I want to know why the OP is going around smelling old people.

smelling is my fourth most favourite thing to do to people, third is touching

[Crazy Tiger]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Forget why they smell like cabbage, I want to know why the OP is going around smelling old people.

Some people sniff glue, others old people. Keep with the trends, man.

[Crazy Tiger]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Publicado originalmente por Crazy Tiger:

Some people sniff glue, others old people. Keep with the trends, man.

I'm still stuck in the 60s smoking banana peels.

Mellow Yellow.

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

Just think one day you all will be old also and the younger people will make fun of you then.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I make fun of how I smell already. Maybe I have early onset elerdly.

[AdahnGorion]

When you get 40 years older, then please come back and tell us the answer, because then you will know it

[what the L 👤]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Publicado originalmente por Darkie:

When you get 40 years older, then please come back and tell us the answer, because then you will know it

I'm 44, and I smell like a lot of things, but cabbage isn't one of them.

44 ?????m??

[it's love]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Publicado originalmente por Darkie:

When you get 40 years older, then please come back and tell us the answer, because then you will know it

I'm 44, and I smell like a lot of things, but cabbage isn't one of them.

you've still got some years, soon enough you'll wake up and realise the cabbage smell is here

[AdahnGorion]

Publicado originalmente por tiny E:

Publicado originalmente por Darkie:

When you get 40 years older, then please come back and tell us the answer, because then you will know it

I'm 44, and I smell like a lot of things, but cabbage isn't one of them.

Give it 16 years more

[Ganger]

I find freshly cleaned old person smell of veg, could be seen as cabbage. Because old people eat proper food homemade.

But on buses for some reason, old people smell of urine.

[what the L 👤]

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Publicado originalmente por mawi:

44 ?????m??

what does that mean?

Disbelief (and assuming everyone is like 20)😶 !