How do you speedrun life?

[Scurrybt]

I’m trying to do an any% speedrun.

[grape cough syrup]

Lol

[morbidarchon]

adderall

[Nülliflower]

sorry man the mods would scream @ me if i told u

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por Nüflower:

sorry man the mods would scream @ me if i told u

Do it

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por Midori:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyUcXR05Z4

This used to be so much easier before the quality of life patch half way through the 20th century smh

[kilésengati]

Spawn on the right server at the right time.

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por kilésengati:

Spawn on the right server at the right time.

Ah! I see

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por Specter:

Sleep.

Brilliant

[steven1mac]

The quickest way was for the mother to take RU-486 right after conception, so you have already missed the speedrun record.

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por steven1mac:

The quickest way was for the mother to take RU-486 right after conception, so you have already missed the speedrun record.

Hmmm, that is indeed a good strat. I’ll write that one down.

[skOsH♥]

adderall is a type of speed, I guess, but if you're looking for a quick, painless death, I cannot disclose how to do that. I'm talking about, no gun usage, no pill usage (unless you want to)

But, yeah. Any%, I speedrun my life every single day. That is, if I have work that day, when I get home, I do everything as fast as possible, to maximize free time. You should see me when I am cleaning. I basically just douse everything with chemicals, scrub really fast with a lot of elbow grease, and either hose stuff down (if it's a bath or shower, ez pz), or rest of bathroom, just wiping down, but yeah...um, I guess adderall could help you, but if you take too much, you end up just hyperfocusing on things, and then you'll start a lot of tasks, but then forget to finish all of them to completion. That's ADD/ADHD, and it'll manifest if you eff up the medication amount

Although, I have ADD/ADHD as one of my issues, but I don't take any meds for it. I've been on them before, if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to piss away your life even faster than everyone else, then do adderall.

you'll even develop early onset dementia due to adderall/amphetamine usage and your brain will be good for nothing.

So yes, the correct answer was selected.

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Sleeping

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por d¢:

adderall is a type of speed, I guess, but if you're looking for a quick, painless death, I cannot disclose how to do that. I'm talking about, no gun usage, no pill usage (unless you want to)

But, yeah. Any%, I speedrun my life every single day. That is, if I have work that day, when I get home, I do everything as fast as possible, to maximize free time. You should see me when I am cleaning. I basically just douse everything with chemicals, scrub really fast with a lot of elbow grease, and either hose stuff down (if it's a bath or shower, ez pz), or rest of bathroom, just wiping down, but yeah...um, I guess adderall could help you, but if you take too much, you end up just hyperfocusing on things, and then you'll start a lot of tasks, but then forget to finish all of them to completion. That's ADD/ADHD, and it'll manifest if you eff up the medication amount

Although, I have ADD/ADHD as one of my issues, but I don't take any meds for it. I've been on them before, if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to piss away your life even faster than everyone else, then do adderall.

you'll even develop early onset dementia due to adderall/amphetamine usage and your brain will be good for nothing.

So yes, the correct answer was selected.

Adderall lore

[skOsH♥]

Publicado originalmente por Scurrybt:

Publicado originalmente por d¢:

adderall is a type of speed, I guess, but if you're looking for a quick, painless death, I cannot disclose how to do that. I'm talking about, no gun usage, no pill usage (unless you want to)

But, yeah. Any%, I speedrun my life every single day. That is, if I have work that day, when I get home, I do everything as fast as possible, to maximize free time. You should see me when I am cleaning. I basically just douse everything with chemicals, scrub really fast with a lot of elbow grease, and either hose stuff down (if it's a bath or shower, ez pz), or rest of bathroom, just wiping down, but yeah...um, I guess adderall could help you, but if you take too much, you end up just hyperfocusing on things, and then you'll start a lot of tasks, but then forget to finish all of them to completion. That's ADD/ADHD, and it'll manifest if you eff up the medication amount

Although, I have ADD/ADHD as one of my issues, but I don't take any meds for it. I've been on them before, if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to piss away your life even faster than everyone else, then do adderall.

you'll even develop early onset dementia due to adderall/amphetamine usage and your brain will be good for nothing.

So yes, the correct answer was selected.

Adderall lore

Dexadrine I think, was the brand name. Not a name very often known now, as I think UK, USA, Canada, all those countries, don't use this drug anymore.

But it's similar to adderall.

Don't do speed kids. If you're going to do a drug....well, the bright ones don't do speed. Except "Uncle Fester"...who made some crazy insanely potent methamphetamine. He's well known in the USA...along with a guy who literally is named Walter White, who is in prison for creating the most potent methamphetamine to ever hit the streets of the entire world. Not just a TV show. xD

The only reason why I would say Uncle Fester is smart, is because he does synthesis methods that would cause an explosion for almost everyone else. He doesn't practice anymore though.

[Scurrybt]

Publicado originalmente por d¢:

Publicado originalmente por Scurrybt:

Adderall lore

Dexadrine I think, was the brand name. Not a name very often known now, as I think UK, USA, Canada, all those countries, don't use this drug anymore.

But it's similar to adderall.

Don't do speed kids. If you're going to do a drug....well, the bright ones don't do speed. Except "Uncle Fester"...who made some crazy insanely potent methamphetamine. He's well known in the USA...along with a guy who literally is named Walter White, who is in prison for creating the most potent methamphetamine to ever hit the streets of the entire world. Not just a TV show. xD

The only reason why I would say Uncle Fester is smart, is because he does synthesis methods that would cause an explosion for almost everyone else. He doesn't practice anymore though.

Wow, I never new this! Thanks for the info!