you wake up as Bart Simpson

[soulslaw]

what is the first thing you do

[Mr. Megidramon]

Eat some discontinued 90's candy?

[628]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEOBWnsDaw

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Wish that I had woken up as a character from a better show.

[Washell]

Eat my shorts.

[Jej]

Consume trousers.

[agu]

eat pant

[abcd]

do the bart simpson

[Xite >X< 👁️👁 🇦🇺]

Get a haircut.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Firstly, I would not have a cow, man.
Second I'd go to the Quickie Mart and get an extra mega Squishie (overdose level) drink. Once it kicks in I'd have lots of fun writing on walls that Principal Skinner is a weiner. After I pass out I'll wake up as Jerry Seinfeld and bug Neuman.

[Lebhleb]

Publicado originalmente por Ryan628jpn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEOBWnsDaw

This

[UncleShredder]

Ai caramba.

[Volfogg]

Probably get killed by Sideshow Bob. (Dunno, is he still a thing?)

[Samwise]

Publicado originalmente por Xite >X< 👁️👁 🇦🇺:

Get a haircut.

Bart, Maggie and Lisa, has no hair. Its just their flapping loose skin on their head, that looks like hair.

[snlᴉʇnɐNɔᴉɯsoƆ]

Summon Kang and Kodos.

[❤𝑳𝒖𝒏𝒂❤]

I'd be having a cow, man.

A huge one and lots of them!