Why Do Owl's hate Simon Cowell so much?

[Zylx]

dont know why

[Othobrithol]

I only know one, and he doesn't give a hoot.

[Agent]

If you remember Britain's Got Talent from back in the days you'll know Piers Morgan was a much better judge than Simon. He let literally no one off the hook. He was also in a relationship with Amanda at the time lucky b***!%**

[L1qu1dator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_f5FMAr9Ik
?

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Because he's the king of the beavers.
(lyrics from an obscure albinoblacksheep video on the topic of owls and Simon Cowell)

[Syphnn]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

Because he's the king of the beavers.
(lyrics from an obscure albinoblacksheep video on the topic of owls and Simon Cowell)

He cannot deceive us. And he definitely can't fool owls

[Rio]

Because simon is a chipmonk and he's too big to eat?

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Because the owls are not what they seem.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Simon Cowell was too old before the most recent post so we're putting owls in here to avoid confusion.

[Chaosolous]

Simon Cowell found owls foul?