which one of you mofos stole all the zooper doopers?

[Edward Von Worms]

these healthy ones mum keeps buying from aldi are nothing to the sweet glorious might of the zooper dooper, don't think i won't find your zooper dooper stash i will stop at nothing for that sweet sweet frozen cola.

[Lilly]

Well you can still get bing bongers.

[Bubble Tea Bunny]

I plead the fifth, your honor. But let's be real here, if you didn't guard your Zooper Dooper stash with your life, you were practically asking for it to be stolen. It's like leaving your diamonds lying around in Minecraft, you're just asking for a creeper to come and blow it all up.

[Lune]

I mean you can just eat ice

[sleeps]

i got the dingle dangle

[Edward Von Worms]

LaRiLaRu a écrit :

I plead the fifth, your honor. But let's be real here, if you didn't guard your Zooper Dooper stash with your life, you were practically asking for it to be stolen. It's like leaving your diamonds lying around in Minecraft, you're just asking for a creeper to come and blow it all up.

monster!!!

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

"Hey... You looking for some of these?"

*Opens jacket full of assorted Zooper Doopers*

[spasti696969]

*laughs in M&M* you Europeans and your silly little Peasant's Candies.

[Angel]

It wasn't I... I'm a healthy food snob.

[Adversary]

Otter Pops are gross. I don't think you could pay me to eat those.

[spasti696969]

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ a écrit :

Otter Pops are gross. I don't think you could pay me to eat those.

Those weird little beasts staring at me from the bag of the icy pops used to give me horrifying nightmares.

[Adversary]

spasti696969 a écrit :

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ a écrit :

Otter Pops are gross. I don't think you could pay me to eat those.

Those weird little beasts staring at me from the bag of the icy pops used to give me horrifying nightmares.

My nightmares were more one part sleep paralysis, one part existing to begin with. Regardless, Zooper Doopers are called Otter Pops in the United States.

[spasti696969]

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ a écrit :

spasti696969 a écrit :

Those weird little beasts staring at me from the bag of the icy pops used to give me horrifying nightmares.

My nightmares were more one part sleep paralysis, one part existing to begin with. Regardless, Zooper Doopers are called Otter Pops in the United States.

Calling it "Zooper Dooper" instead of just what it actually is (an icy pop with a picture of an otter on it for some reason) definitely sounds like something the Brits would do.

[Angel]

Ho t a écrit :

I did it. Fite me boy. 😊

I propose a duel with a Zooper Dooper saber!
I expect a clean fight so no Zooper Dooper squirting allowed!

[Adversary]

spasti696969 a écrit :

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ a écrit :

My nightmares were more one part sleep paralysis, one part existing to begin with. Regardless, Zooper Doopers are called Otter Pops in the United States.

Calling it "Zooper Dooper" instead of just what it actually is (an icy pop with a picture of an otter on it for some reason) definitely sounds like something the Brits would do.

There's a reason why they call it the Old World and why the Founding Fathers, among other things, "tied" them to lampposts and waged a war over tariffs. And to say nothing of the fire!

Course I'm one to talk, I unironically like chip butty. That's a silly name for what essentially amounts to a french fry sandwich.

[Ruckman_Void]

Super Dooper would have been fine

...but Zooper...

That's crossing some lines