If you were gay or lesbian, which same-gender celebrity would you choose to date?

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[White Knight]

If I'm not gay, why would I be thinking about dating dudes?

There's lots of handsome and attractive men... and they aren't dating material - for me.

Why do people think you have to be gay in order to not be a homophobe?

You sound a bit like almost every gay man I ever met... as in "he's about three beers away from being my next boyfriend".

It doesn't work like that.

Take my word for it.

[White Knight]

Messaggio originale di Munithe EXT:

Who are you talking to? Arguing with yourself? You're telling yourself you sound like every gay man you have ever met?

Yes, precisely... how intuitive of you to have parsed that out.

It's not like "If you were gay or lesbian, which same-gender celebrity would you choose to date?" could possibly be what I was referring to?

#Wishingfordeath, #Iwantoffthisshipoffools, #Killmenow

(Of course, seeing it written out in text, I realize I probably shouldn't have answered at all? Not being gay and all? I guess I interpreted this to mean something more like "which same sex celeb would you want if you couldn't admit that you were gay" or something along those lines?)

[White Knight]

Messaggio originale di Munithe EXT:

... I'm proud of you.

Thank you so much for warming the cockels of my cold, black heart. It almost makes up for puking a bit in my mouth.

[White Knight]

Nor do I. I think it was Elton John who said "being bisexual means you'll always have a date on Saturday night"... there's wisdom in that.

Gay, Queer, Asexual, whatever... that's none of my business.

People are people, 'nuff said.

Of course, I've met lots of people at divergent ends of any spectrum, who harbour all sorts of crazy notions. I'm glad I met them, but they're all full of ♥♥♥♥... just like everyone else.

(oh ffs, I felt bad for ninja'ing you and deleted all references after your edit... lol I think we're in agreement, for what that's worth).

[【ボス B o s s】]

Messaggio originale di Mattmoo:

When I was a few years younger I was talking to this guy online, neither of us thought we were all gay and stuff but... I guess somehow we were attracted to each other (separate regions).

https://youtu.be/-TQrndtiNNM

["AK-47's, for everyone!"]

I don't see the point of your fantasy; we don't share the same psyche for me to properly entertain such a question with an honest answer.

[⍚MagusFromHeaven⍚]

If i was gay I'd have date with a lesbian.

[【ボス B o s s】]

Messaggio originale di Mattmoo:

Yeah man... That's a good place to be in life. A very good place.

https://youtu.be/Mi8za2kTJDs

[White Knight]

Messaggio originale di Munithe EXT:

That's a sign it is probably time to lay off the bottle.

You might be right but this forum has a strange way of making me feel like more booze will help?

I think it's time to crack open the Caol Ila. Cheers! 🥃🥃

[Goose]

i'm already bi.
i don't think about celebrities, that's called a para-social relationship.

[steven1mac]

Leonardo DeCaprio, he already has very feminine looks, so I'd guess he would be the bottom ♥♥♥♥♥.

[⚜Z3⚜ eris in cybersamsara]

none, i am too ugly

[gugnihr]

I am homosexual and probably none for various reasons: they always use makeup, you cannot even imagine how they actually look without it, it is probably easier to find a good looking man amongst common people. Also they are always surrounded by many people and always get a lot of attention. I want an actually good looking man with no makeup and a quiet life far far away from most other people, I want to keep most other people far away and never get any attention from random strangers. So a celebrity for me would be a bad choice.

[Mighty Alien Dwarf]

Henry Cavill

[Mr Jt (Gog is king)]

Brad pitt