Bad joke thread. Post your bad jokes here.

[Faster With Feeling]

Post jokes that are bad, maybe funny sometimes but overall they must be bad jokes. I shall start with a classic..


Don't trust the atoms, they make up everything

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

Two rights don't make a wrong. They make a U turn into oncoming traffic.

[Fake]

An old man and a young boy was walking in the forrest at night.

The young boy turned to the old man and said "I'm scared".

The old man replied "You think you're scared? I have to walk back to the car by myself".

[Fajita Jim]

Hear about those new Russian Tanks they're deploying? 1 gear forward and 5 in reverse.

[Fake]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Fajita Jim:

Hear about those new Russian Tanks they're deploying? 1 gear forward and 5 in reverse.

Russia buying tanks from France?

[40000Aggro]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Nepgineer Gaming:

Two rights don't make a wrong. They make a U turn into oncoming traffic.

Just like men who get recorded following their loser ex friend, who also watched Fargo.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

A Wizard, a ranger and a warrior ran into a bar. The dwarf walked under it.

[amaurawolf]

you

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fortnite

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Nepgineer Gaming:

Two rights don't make a wrong. They make a U turn into oncoming traffic.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.

[Grendalcat]

Did you hear about the guy who rented an apartment over a bank?

Now his assets over ten million dollars.

[Mauserich]

This thread is no good idea. ^^

[Shodan]

"memes"

[Psychlapse]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.

"And thus the Lord spaketh: 'John, come forth my son and recieve eternal life!"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION!
When do we want it? Meh, whenever.

I went to see about joining a yoga class. The instructor said "how flexible are you?"
I said "Well i can't do Tuesdays."

[saranacX]

I took my dog to the vet after he swallowed a bag of scrabble tiles.

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