The human diet is stupid and dumb

[Devsman]

If you eat too much, you get fat
If you don't eat enough, you get fat
If you eat the wrong stuff, you get fat
If you eat the right stuff in the wrong proportions, you get fat

Not just stupid but dumb too

[Enterprofilenamehere]

I don't think about what I eat at all and I weigh about 160 lbs. Diet isn't the only cause of obesity.

[Psychlapse]

eichiban lähetti viestin:

I can asure you that if you don't eat, you lose weight.

I don't think he was being entirely serious.

[kilésengati]

Kamiyama lähetti viestin:

Not all mammals grow as ridiculously fat as we do. Cats for example can grow fat, but they have to eat a ridiculous amount of food every day for that to happen. Most cats can lazily sleep most of the day, exercise for maybe 5 minutes, and eat as much as they want without growing fat.

I have a cat that has constant access to food and eats a lot, but isn't really that fat at all. I've seen much fatter cats. The vet has said he is overweight but he doesn't loot very overweight to me.

Humans turn into absolute whales in comparison and all we have to do is go slightly over 2000 calories a day. 2000 calories is not a lot of food.

Why are we even forced to count numbers? That's miserable. Our bodies should be able to control obesity much better than this, just like cats.

cat: *stretch*… helth.
hooman: *stretch*… stanks.

D:<

[amaurawolf]

Hammer Of Evil lähetti viestin:

the human diet is actually a government spy device

no ??? (dude you cant tell everyone our plans. you know im apart of the governemnt.)

[craigsters]

Hammer Of Evil lähetti viestin:

the human diet is actually a government spy device

https://youtu.be/8c7uJkaU91g

have you eaten any food?

[Haruspex]

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat too much, you get fat

Yep.

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you don't eat enough, you get fat

Nope. "Starvation mode" isn't a thing. It's something fat people use as an excuse to keep eating.

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat the wrong stuff, you get fat

Yeah, in high enough quantities anyway.

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat the right stuff in the wrong proportions, you get fat

for the most part, yep.

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

Not just stupid but dumb too

It's not the human diet that's stupid and dumb, but the modern, highly processed, unnaturally delicious food that's widely cheap and available that's the problem. Before industrialization there weren't very many fat people out there, and someone we would consider pretty normal though overweight would be a circus sideshow back then.

[Hammer Of Evil]

amaurawolf lähetti viestin:

Hammer Of Evil lähetti viestin:

the human diet is actually a government spy device

no ??? (dude you cant tell everyone our plans. you know im apart of the governemnt.)

😂😂

[Candyy]

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat too much, you get fat
If you don't eat enough, you get fat
If you eat the wrong stuff, you get fat
If you eat the right stuff in the wrong proportions, you get fat

Not just stupid but dumb too

Ahmm that has nothing to do with diet, is the metabolism

And energy consumption too...

[Z i o ⚡]

If your diet is dumb it is because you are eating dumb food items.

[kbiz]

Azza ☠ lähetti viestin:

Food Input > Energy output = Fat Storage

Yes, Pooh Bear ate too much honey.

[Fosty]

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you don't eat enough, you get fat

What?

[kbiz]

Fosty lähetti viestin:

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you don't eat enough, you get fat

What?

Roll with it. It's Devsman.

[Faster With Feeling]

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat too much, you get fat
If you don't eat enough, you get fat
If you eat the wrong stuff, you get fat
If you eat the right stuff in the wrong proportions, you get fat

Not just stupid but dumb too

Maybe humans were designed in a bad way

[Devsman]

kbiz lähetti viestin:

Fosty lähetti viestin:

What?

Roll with it. It's Devsman.

You know what I love about you, kbiz?

You get me.

[Kamiyama]

I believe in God lähetti viestin:

Devsman's Comet lähetti viestin:

If you eat too much, you get fat
If you don't eat enough, you get fat
If you eat the wrong stuff, you get fat
If you eat the right stuff in the wrong proportions, you get fat

Not just stupid but dumb too

Maybe humans were designed in a bad way

^ this