Would you be friends with a "cow bottle"? 🤔

[Candyy]

Like imagine a cow...

But its body is a colored plastic bottle and its legs are ahmmm I think you call it "bottle caps" if I remember?? You know the circle thing to close the bottle...

But yeah the legs are "bottle caps" that act like tires (you know those things of the car...)

And looks like that "cow bottle" wants to be your friend.... It can talk human languages but it has to say mooooo every 5 words v:

Would you be friends with it? 🤔

[Candyy]

Messaggio originale di Soap:

If I was a milk bard.

A milk bard? Why?

[Soap]

Messaggio originale di Candyy ♡:

Messaggio originale di Soap:

If I was a milk bard.

A milk bard? Why?

Well, if there's a chance that creature could be steampunk, then a milk bard + a steampunk cow could = barista bard!

Imagine if you will, a bard who could turn the water from the font of a temple into a cappuccino, and then use it to boil monsters alive. Why the witchers would come from the ends of the world--galloping, and awaiting patiently for the renowned serving of the monster-blooded coffee. Or, on a hot summer day, imagine the thrill of eating a frozen latte from the ear of a frozen goblin. If the barista bard were so skilled as to catch the goblin early in the morn, the frozen latte would have a more chewy-waxy texture, allowing the flavor to be enjoyed during an adventure.

[Tonepoet]

I doubt it. Mooing every five words sounds like it'd get rather annoying. It'd be constantly mooing in the middle of sentences, making it hard to follow a conversation. Being unable to hold a coherent conversation is kind of a deal breaker in making a new friend here really.

Messaggio originale di ⛧:

Why would I be friends with anything but a human? Friends are equals, under equals are pets, and under pets is objects.

The modern day basis upon which we put animals under humans is an assumed lack of intelligence. This so-called cow is smart enough to speak English, so it is more along the lines of an equal in that regard. Scooby-Doo isn't just regarded as a pet, but a peer and even the star of the show. Granted, Fred ranks higher in the hierarchy, but that's because he's the leader of the whole group. At least Scooby and Shaggy are peers.

Non-human is an extremely broad category which can encapsulate futuristic extraterrestrials, androids, demons, angels, unicorns, 10,000 year old dragons with ageless wisdom. I'm kind of surprised to see you suggest this since it even encapsulates that anthropomorphic fox(?) girl in your avatar. You're saying you wouldn't befriend her even 'cause she's beneath you?

[Candyy]

Messaggio originale di Soap:

Messaggio originale di Candyy ♡:

A milk bard? Why?

Well, if there's a chance that creature could be steampunk, then a milk bard + a steampunk cow could = barista bard!

Imagine if you will, a bard who could turn the water from the font of a temple into a cappuccino, and then use it to boil monsters alive. Why the witchers would come from the ends of the world--galloping, and awaiting patiently for the renowned serving of the monster-blooded coffee. Or, on a hot summer day, imagine the thrill of eating a frozen latte from the ear of a frozen goblin. If the barista bard were so skilled as to catch the goblin early in the morn, the frozen latte would have a more chewy-waxy texture, allowing the flavor to be enjoyed during an adventure.

Hmmm capuchino... Interesting 🤔

[Candyy]

Messaggio originale di Tonepoet:

I doubt it. Mooing every five words sounds like it'd get rather annoying. It'd be constantly mooing in the middle of sentences, making it hard to follow a conversation. Being unable to hold a coherent conversation is kind of a deal breaker in making a new friend here really.

Messaggio originale di ⛧:

Why would I be friends with anything but a human? Friends are equals, under equals are pets, and under pets is objects.

The modern day basis upon which we put animals under humans is an assumed lack of intelligence. This so-called cow is smart enough to speak English, so it is more along the lines of an equal in that regard. Scooby-Doo isn't just regarded as a pet, but a peer and even the star of the show. Granted, Fred ranks higher in the hierarchy, but that's because he's the leader of the whole group. At least Scooby and Shaggy are peers.

Non-human is an extremely broad category which can encapsulate futuristic extraterrestrials, androids, demons, angels, unicorns, 10,000 year old dragons with ageless wisdom. I'm kind of surprised to see you suggest this since it even encapsulates that anthropomorphic fox(?) girl in your avatar. You're saying you wouldn't befriend her even 'cause she's beneath you?

Is just a moo... It will not be hard to understand

[Tonepoet]

I do not know about moo-ooo-ooo that. I mean, the conversation moo-ooo-ooo should be comprehensible, but I moo-ooo-ooo think it would distract me moo-ooo-ooo too much.

I mean it moo-ooo-ooo happens every five words, so moo-ooo-ooo and it would be quite moo-ooo-ooo. distracting. It could hardly complete moo-ooo-ooo a sentence without the sentence being moo-ooo-ooo interrupted by a moo.

I would moo-ooo-ooo be too distracted by it to moo-ooo-ooo follow along. See what I moo-ooo-ooo mean?

[Stranger]

No and I wouldn't drink out of it, refill it with substances, or moo to myself after both either.

I might drink out of a cow-print bottle and make moo noises at it if I could forget the cow bottle though.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

If they aren't a jerk, but the mooing would get pretty annoying.

[Candyy]

Messaggio originale di Stranger:

No and I wouldn't drink out of it, refill it with substances, or moo to myself after both either.

I might drink out of a cow-print bottle and make moo noises at it if I could forget the cow bottle though.

I never said anything about drinking it... Only friendship :V

[Candyy]

Messaggio originale di Tonepoet:

I do not know about moo-ooo-ooo that. I mean, the conversation moo-ooo-ooo should be comprehensible, but I moo-ooo-ooo think it would distract me moo-ooo-ooo too much.

I mean it moo-ooo-ooo happens every five words, so moo-ooo-ooo and it would be quite moo-ooo-ooo. distracting. It could hardly complete moo-ooo-ooo a sentence without the sentence being moo-ooo-ooo interrupted by a moo.

I would moo-ooo-ooo be too distracted by it to moo-ooo-ooo follow along. See what I moo-ooo-ooo mean?

Even as dislexica I understood all that... I struggle slightly more to read but that happens with every text :V