What to do when you're walking but there is a woman infront of you?

[Random]

[Xero_Daxter]

OP sounds like the type who shoots his gun on a wheelchair and claims that he did a drive-by.

[Chaosolous]

Context is needed.

[ZZZZZ]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Kiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Sir Seanicus, Esq.:

Cross the street.

Opprinnelig skrevet av CaptainG:

tackle or get tackled, u make an easy goal so better watch out from now on

No woman is going to tackle me.
I've been waiting a long long time now for that to happen and it hasn't yet.
(To be fair, I don't know if I want that to happen outside of a grassy field or meadow anyways. I mean, it wasn't horrible when I wiped out on my bike and slammed into the cement, but...)

We have to go all the way back to when I was 8 years old for that to happen without a discussion prompting (begging for) it, and well... at that age, they weren't women.

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No woman is going to tackle me. At least where I live...
Most of them just mind their own business, and the ones who don't, have been conditioned by society to be mortally terrified of their own shadow, as well as anything else that moves, which makes those few both unattractive and dangerous. ...and definitely not aggressive enough to tackle you, or me.

if not women will tackle then the men will.. better hope u are insured

[Angel]

If it's on my area, I simple smile and say "Good morning/afternoon/evening" and keep going my own way.

[HE❌EN]

Opprinnelig skrevet av breadman:

uh, keep walking? wtf kind of question is this

Questions of the sort which appear in greater and greater numbers here upon Offtopic. We should demand the implementation of admittance procedures. The ability to make contributions reserved for those whose account level or number of games has reached a certain level. Something ... anything to ensure the masses remain outside.

[Basarab Laiota]

smell her hair then touch her shoulder a little as if you're gingerly petting a kitten

[Hammer Of Evil]

Opprinnelig skrevet av tiny E:

Opprinnelig skrevet av breadman:

wtf kind of question is this

[Apollo702]

I have mastered the art of placing myself where the women can see me.

[MinionJoe]

I make VERY sure that I come no closer to her than 9 inches.

[SMIFFY]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

[Faster With Feeling]

But what if they are really cute and have a cute butt and you just stare behind them?

[Apollo702]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Cyanide Enterprise NCC-3679:

But what if they are really cute and have a cute butt and you just stare behind them?

If it's hot enough then it might be time to pick up on her.

Can't let such things go to waste!

[Faster With Feeling]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Apollo702:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Cyanide Enterprise NCC-3679:

But what if they are really cute and have a cute butt and you just stare behind them?

If it's hot enough then it might be time to pick up on her.

Can't let such things go to waste!

Haha yes guilty ...... Have done that when I was 19 ended up with 2 dates and a sore back

[Apollo702]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Cyanide Enterprise NCC-3679:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Apollo702:

If it's hot enough then it might be time to pick up on her.

Can't let such things go to waste!

Haha yes guilty ...... Have done that when I was 19 ended up with 2 dates and a sore back

I hope it was worth it!!

[Faster With Feeling]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Apollo702:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Cyanide Enterprise NCC-3679:

Haha yes guilty ...... Have done that when I was 19 ended up with 2 dates and a sore back

I hope it was worth it!!

It was for the memories, I have lived a kind of wild life