Police interrogation

[Midori]

What can one do to be as obstructive and annoying to the interrogator as possible in a police interview?

[Raelic]

Dutchgamer1982 eredeti hozzászólása:

Raelic eredeti hozzászólása:

It doesn't depend.

Even cops don't talk to cops.

You talk to your lawyer and they advise you on what to do. That's the only rule. Don't talk to cops. Don't comment on how nice the day is. Don't ask about their day. Don't talk about your day. Don't talk about your car or what you're going to be doing later.

Just ask for a lawyer and wait for your lawyer.

I have done otherwise and be fine.
heck halve the police force in my town are people I knew from boyscouts back in the days, and a quarter also plays in my orchestra... '

whats to fear?
we don't all have undertrained gun ho cops ;)

there is a point you ask for a lawyer and stop talking.. but most law abiding citycens never ever come even close to that point.

Their gun isn't the problem at this point in the topic of conversation. When cops ask you to talk, they aren't listening to your story. They are filling in data points like on a graph. Your complete story is irrelevant.

For example, if you say you were hanging out with your friends and watching a movie.

None of that matters. They are going to fixate on Friends. Who? When or What Time?

They don't care at all about your story.

And as most people have found out despite your own story and experiences, those data points can be manipulated to create a whole other story that you aren't telling.

They don't care about your story. They care about the story they are creating.

Just get a lawyer. Even cops don't talk to cops. Even if you didn't do anything wrong.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

Dutchgamer1982 eredeti hozzászólása:

there is a point you ask for a lawyer and stop talking.. but most law abiding citycens never ever come even close to that point.

Depends on if they want you to be guilty, so they can close the case. Watch the videos I posted.

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Midori eredeti hozzászólása:

What can one do to be as obstructive and annoying to the interrogator as possible in a police interview?

Yell them everything so they dont have a reason to spank the information out of you. Makes their jobs really boring and they will go home, go to bed early and then torture their wives by whining about you.

[Dracoco OwO]

Just be me and tell them you have no idea what they are talking about, which is probably gonna be the case for me. Not sure why it make them angry to explain it 3 times in a row and i still don't care enough to understand. Act as unsure as possible about details when you speak about stuff, saying stuff like you aren't sure and all this too.

[Xero_Daxter]

I remember when I was being interrogated; I asked for a Big Mac before getting started. After eating and getting comfortable I said I won’t speak to them without a lawyer. So basically I hyped them up just to get a free meal.

[Netaris]

Oh come on, I was controlled a lot when I was young, because one of my friends was "physically suspicious", he was a nice kid, but has the talent to always wear the clothes and act the way that will send the message : "I'm sus, control me, me, ME !". Never a cop disrespected me, I was able to even have some nice discussions with some and never had any problem whatsoever.

My secret ? Respect. As long as you respect them, most have no interrest into making you miserable, they just do their job for the most part. Bad cops probably are a thing, but the vast majority just do their "not-enough-paid" job.

[Raelic]

Ad Victoriam ! eredeti hozzászólása:

Oh come on, I was controlled a lot when I was young, because one of my friends was "physically suspicious", he was a nice kid, but has the talent to always wear the clothes and act the way that will send the message : "I'm sus, control me, me, ME !". Never a cop disrespected me, I was able to even have some nice discussions with some and never had any problem whatsoever.

My secret ? Respect. As long as you respect them, most have no interrest into making you miserable, they just do their job for the most part. Bad cops probably are a thing, but the vast majority just do their "not-enough-paid" job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYXAIaIVuOM

[Fajita Jim]

https://youtu.be/9x2NaGkl6BI

[Zeno]

Midori eredeti hozzászólása:

What can one do to be as obstructive and annoying to the interrogator as possible in a police interview?

Keep forgetting things.
Repeating answers.
Discussing and arguing things that have not been asked.
Acting emotionally dynamic.

So on and on...

Basically, they want to know something from you and evaluate you, but if you only feed them with meta data nonsense, this is what would bother them.

[Anosmyk]

ṼṏẌṏḭḊ eredeti hozzászólása:

iMiTaTe eVeRyThInG ThEy sAy iN A SaRcAsTiC VoIcE.

We talked about this you
Gotta talk in a baby voice 🥺

[Dracoco OwO]

Ad Victoriam ! eredeti hozzászólása:

Oh come on, I was controlled a lot when I was young, because one of my friends was "physically suspicious", he was a nice kid, but has the talent to always wear the clothes and act the way that will send the message : "I'm sus, control me, me, ME !". Never a cop disrespected me, I was able to even have some nice discussions with some and never had any problem whatsoever.

My secret ? Respect. As long as you respect them, most have no interrest into making you miserable, they just do their job for the most part. Bad cops probably are a thing, but the vast majority just do their "not-enough-paid" job.

Facies control is retarded, i look like i would be the kind of guy who smoke weed everyday, turns out they control me instead of my Mom who actually do smoke weed everyday. Never drank any alcohol, or smoke or took drugs, i'm a clean slate in every sense of the word.

[Pierce Dalton]

"Sorry, officer, my head hurts... I can't remember anything. Who am I?"

[Faster With Feeling]

Sir Seanicus, Esq. eredeti hozzászólása:

Well. Shooting them would definitely be obstructive if not annoying.

Well that depends on how long they take to respawn doesn't it? /s

[L1qu1dator]

Tell them about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise.

[Apollo702]

Out Of Bubblegum eredeti hozzászólása:

It is too slow for the first two minutes but then it gets to the meat. Very important to know this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&t=2023s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIt-l2YmH8M&t=663s

Those are the EXACT kinds of videos people need to get to watching!

People here are treating these sorts of things like a big joke- just wait until something goes wrong and...