Police interrogation

[Midori]

What can one do to be as obstructive and annoying to the interrogator as possible in a police interview?

[Mr. Smiles]

Exercise your Miranda rights.

[nullpo]

Pretend you want to answer only to say you forgot what you want to say

[Grendalcat]

Repeat one sentence only: "I want to speak to an attorney"

which is part of

Originally posted by Mr. Smiles:

Exercise your Miranda rights.

[breadman]

say nothing

[Electric Cupcake]

Pretend to not speak English, and babble in Hungarian.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

iMiTaTe eVeRyThInG ThEy sAy iN A SaRcAsTiC VoIcE.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

nO ThAnK YoU, bUt a rUm aNd cOkE WoUlD Be gReAt. If iT'S NoT ToO MuCh tRoUbLe.

[Fake]

Say absolutely NOTHING.
Do not sign ANYTHING.

[Ganger]

First off, you need a lawyer present. Granted in some countries this isn't a option but if your being officially interviewed by the police, you need a lawyer present.

But the other problem is, depending on the case, keeping quite can and will be used against you in court of law. e.g if your being accused of murder and refuse to answer where you where at the time of the murder, it does make you look guilty.

[Faster With Feeling]

speak in Klingon. Learn it fast. Answer every question in Klingon

[GlaceonChireiden]

Stare at them.

Don't answer questions. Don't nod. Don't look away if they show you something.

Stare at them. Their eyes. Do not waver. It is a battle of wits and only one of you can win.

Bonus points if you have a slowly growing smile as you do it.

[Apollo702]

This post is for entertainment purposes only and is not to be construed as legal or professional advice. Please consult with relevant licensed professionals.

• Try to obey the laws in the jurisdiction in which one lives to the best of one's ability.
  
  
• Become powerful enough in life that the police leave you alone.
  
  
• Live in a neighborhood that they leave alone.
  
  
• Maintain a respectable outwards appearance of yourself, home, car...
  
  
• Have physical security(such as gates) that present both physical and legal barriers.
  
  
• Have cameras on your person, home, car... for evidence.
  
  
• Consult with an attorney about when one does not need to open doors, come outside, speak at all...
  
  
• Delete social media and do not provide easy evidence in writing against one's self.
  
  
• If one lives in a place where they have a right to remain silent- USE IT!
  
  
• Learn tech privacy/security and again, stem the outflow of information.
  
  
• Get a dumb phone.
  
  
• Do not follow some of the dumb advice above about getting cute.
  
  
• There is more. This should do for now.

[Candyy]

Originally posted by Midori:

What can one do to be as obstructive and annoying to the interrogator as possible in a police interview?

Answer with questions or with "maybe..." V:

Or use Vaporeon noises...

[DoomsDay]

how to annoy the interrogator? have I interrogated anyone?
I need to extract information that will be held against the person in court room?
modern police work require little and little interrogation, because digital information is usually all over the place.
but still police do interrogation, it is the suspect's perspective of what he has done.
it is used to convict the suspect.

well I guess the answer is how to annoy anyone, by violating their mind space for whatever is stored there.
I cant make heads or tails for this.

lately I have been thinking about the words, extradition, or exile.

obviously the fulfilment I am looking for, is in contradict with the book of law, or book of morality and religion.

I am under the influence from media outside the country, I think I am in trouble with some of them.

and its safe to say, no country can take me as a free man, I am heavily deluded. it is difficult to say how much the words has been affecting my mind. and whose words.

it could be a textbook of human mind set of sickness in modern society. which I dont know what good it could do.

when I was being interrogated by police, both of us know, none of us is going to meet each other.

I am the criminal, police is the police.
they will extract what information they need to convict me, and be done with it.

I could tell them, what these case is really about, that really doesn't have anything to do with anything.

if the victim died in 2005,I could be spared of the trouble of actually talk to whoever is out there, with my poor language.

now I am talking, what happens next?

what happened is I am having an exposure. and I am being talked to.

for someone that looks for fulfilment from someone else's book, I am not sociable at all.

[Odra]

Obstructive? Remain silent and contact an attorney. Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut.

Annoying? Not going to answer that, because while you can be annoying within the law, THEY can also be annoying within the law. Keep this in mind, while you are detained they can leave, have lunch, rotate the interrogators, YOU on the other hand, are limited (for the duration) on what you can do, and it can get to be VERY unpleasant VERY fast (and still remain legal for them to do so)

Play stupid games; win stupid prizes.