Would you fight a moose ?

[WhiteKitt]

If you get like 1 Million Dollars

but u don't get to use any weapons

[Electric Cupcake]

Møøse are ♥♥♥♥♥. A møøse once bit my sister.

[Mad Hatter]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Electric Cupcake:

Møøse are ♥♥♥♥♥. A møøse once bit my sister.

Maybe your sister shouldn't have been calling it names 🤷

[Voroff]

Ursprungligen skrivet av fbx2 Ravenclan.EU :

If you get like 1 Million Dollars

but u don't get to use any weapons

Were iz meat ?

[Xero_Daxter]

Uh… no. Moose would end you if he really wanted to. Same thing with elephants. Give them a reason to murk you and they will.

[kbiz]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Mad Hatter:

Bud...

Exactly. This is man against big beast. I've run across a big male moose on a trail and they - are - intimidating.

You better have a gun or have some serious wrangling Bruce Lee skills.

[Mad Hatter]

Ursprungligen skrivet av kbiz:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Mad Hatter:

Bud...

Exactly. This is man against big beast. I've run across a big male moose on a trail and they - are - intimidating.

You better have a gun or have some serious wrangling Bruce Lee skills.

You don't pick fights with moose or elk. The only way you win that fight is if God himself steps in.

The only reason I'd be more scared of a bear is because they're predators that would enjoy eating me. Though I dunno how much worse that is than a moose trying to ♥♥♥♥ me up because I came within a mile of his territory.

I will say this: I know a bear can be taken down with a handgun. I do not know about moose or elk.

[trousers]

I can't. It's too dangerous according to my local elk and safety legislation.

[Mad Hatter]

Ursprungligen skrivet av an onion cartel:

I can't. It's too dangerous according to my local elk and safety legislation.

I'd make a joke about "elk and safety legislation"... if it were any other animal...

[Acetyl]

There's no reason to fight a moose. Just leave it to do its thing and forage. Mating season is when you'd want to be wary.

A mother and baby moose walked down the road right in front of me the other day. I've seen male moose as well. They are intimidating and you certainly take note of their presence, but ultimately they have no real use for you. Just let them pass, leave them to their space, don't gawk and hang around, whatever, and they'll most likely just ignore you.

If you had to fight a moose unarmed, I don't know. You'd think it would be best to get on its back and stab in the neck area a few times before it can drop or shake you off. I doubt it would work though. But even thinking this way, there's no real reason. They can detect your thoughts and will respond to them. So don't bother to be afraid or aggressive. Think I'm wrong, next time you see a flock of turkeys, ducks, heron, deer, whatever, take note of your thoughts. You'll find they don't do more than acknowledge you, right up until the thought that you have, can, or want to eat them. They respond instantly and run away. Moose and larger animals are able to fight however, and may take your energetic signature (whether fear or aggression) as a challenge to their territory. Seen it too many times in too many different species to think otherwise.

[permanent name]

No, semis need special grills to stop moose from totaling them in a collision.

They're not very good at cornering.

[TwisterCat]

I'd gore that thing for 1 million dollars, let alone fight it.

[ZZZZZ]

sounds like animal cruelty, what happened to the would u beat ur best friend up for 1million :(

[Stellar Remnant]

Yeah, I'd just buy one of those tracked excavators. Dig a moat, moose falls in, bury it.

[Tristin]

Ursprungligen skrivet av fbx2 Ravenclan.EU :

Would you fight a moose ?

If you get like 1 Million Dollars

but u don't get to use any weapons

I already have wrestle against moose, and won multiple times in this game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/252610/Death_Road_to_Canada/

Now, where's my millions of dollars?

[Acetyl]

Ursprungligen skrivet av MiniHerc:

Yeah, I'd just buy one of those tracked excavators. Dig a moat, moose falls in, bury it.

The moose would easily btfo your puny moat + dirt pile. I think you'll need a better plan.