Easy Way to be a Sigma Male

[Valse Griffyre]

1. Learn Martial Arts

2. Find a person/colleague/co-worker who's already frustrated and had enough of the day

3. Taunt him, scold him, basically being obnoxious towards said person until he loses control

4. Bait him to attack you

5. Beat him up, or suppress him down and subdue him

5.5 Bonus: Subdue and suppress him unnecessarily hard until you break his bones or does damage to his body

6. Humiliate him (both while subduing him and after)

7. Claims Self-defense, claims innocence, claims (moral) high ground

8. feel good about yourself

9. Que Sigma Male theme music/song

10. Optional: No one can call you wrong, becuz you're the victim of assault

EDIT: This is Sarcasm

[Valse Griffyre]

Phirestar eredeti hozzászólása:

Xero_Daxter eredeti hozzászólása:

I bet OP wouldn't say *insert bad word here* to him in real life.

That’s most people on the internet. All ready to talk ♥♥♥♥, but the moment there’s potential consequences for it, they make for the hills.

Behold, internet

[Valse Griffyre]

Phirestar eredeti hozzászólása:

You misspelled “scumbag” in your title, OP.

And you would be right, Sigmas are just overrated scumbags

[permanent name]

Be middle aged.

[Under there]

sigma deez nutz