Easy Way to be a Sigma Male

[Valse Griffyre]

1. Learn Martial Arts

2. Find a person/colleague/co-worker who's already frustrated and had enough of the day

3. Taunt him, scold him, basically being obnoxious towards said person until he loses control

4. Bait him to attack you

5. Beat him up, or suppress him down and subdue him

5.5 Bonus: Subdue and suppress him unnecessarily hard until you break his bones or does damage to his body

6. Humiliate him (both while subduing him and after)

7. Claims Self-defense, claims innocence, claims (moral) high ground

8. feel good about yourself

9. Que Sigma Male theme music/song

10. Optional: No one can call you wrong, becuz you're the victim of assault

EDIT: This is Sarcasm

[Valse Griffyre]

Mattmoo původně napsal:

That doesn't sound like a very good idea. :/

Sounds good to bullies apparently

[Candyy]

Why a greek letter?

[captainwiseass]

Eh, I prefer being a Ligma male.

[Knee]

OP gets sigma points by the number of people who gave serious replies
i'd give you a gold pony award but i'm out of steam points

[Sidakte]

Lambda male best male

[ZZZZZ]

Candyy ♡ původně napsal:

Why a greek letter?

cuz latin letters have a different name in every language while greek always stays the same

[Grendalcat]

Between step 4 and 5, you may discover he also knows martial arts, and HE beats the crap out of YOU. Then you're just omega.

[76561199522131651]

Lord Gryph původně napsal:

1. Learn Martial Arts

2. Find a person/colleague/co-worker who's already frustrated and had enough of the day

3. Taunt him, scold him, basically being obnoxious towards said person until he loses control

4. Bait him to attack you

5. Beat him up, or suppress him down and subdue him

5.5 Bonus: Subdue and suppress him unnecessarily hard until you break his bones or does damage to his body

6. Humiliate him (both while subduing him and after)

7. Claims Self-defense, claims innocence, claims (moral) high ground

8. feel good about yourself

9. Que Sigma Male theme music/song

10. Optional: No one can call you wrong, becuz you're the victim of assault

EDIT: This is Sarcasm

sigmas don't use sarcasm.

[Apollo702]

The easiest true way to live as one is to get sufficient resources to leave the workforce, live alone and spend each and every day not giving a flying ***.

Don't underestimate the power of blazing your own trail and how attractive it can be.

More than one person has commented on this meme. A male said it screams sex and a female used the word "sexy."
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994355682

Don't be afraid of sticking out and taking chances folks.

[Electric Cupcake]

Apollo702 původně napsal:

The easiest true way to live as one is to get sufficient resources to leave the workforce, live alone and spend each and every day not giving a flying ***.

Don't underestimate the power of blazing your own trail and how attractive it can be.

More than one person has commented on this meme. A male said it screams sex and a female used the word "sexy."
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994355682

Don't be afraid of sticking out and taking chances folks.

Phony gas fireplaces, ew.

Money can't buy good taste.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/apple-publicly-traded-company-valued-3-trillion-100550973

[Apollo702]

Electric Cupcake původně napsal:

Phony gas fireplaces, ew.

Money can't buy good taste.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/apple-publicly-traded-company-valued-3-trillion-100550973

Or we could crank the rebellion up a notch.

There IMO are multiple home features that everyone(at least here) thinks they need to have- but never use- even more son in the luxury market. I consider them to be aspirational.

One is pools.

The other are fireplaces.


In the spirit of cranking up the rebellion, my next home not only is going to be 100% fossil fuel free- but that never used fireplace will be replaced by something better:

A built in aquarium!

[Xero_Daxter]

OP sounds like the type of person who "****s around and finds out".

[Phirestar]

You misspelled “scumbag” in your title, OP.

[Xero_Daxter]

I bet OP wouldn't say *insert bad word here* to him in real life.

[Phirestar]

Xero_Daxter původně napsal:

I bet OP wouldn't say *insert bad word here* to him in real life.

That’s most people on the internet. All ready to talk ♥♥♥♥, but the moment there’s potential consequences for it, they make for the hills.