My Gaming Chair Is Covered in Fart

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Navi ︻デ一 13 MAR 2023 a las 9:59 p. m.

on average humans fart 8-21 times when awake per day.

I am on the higher end so if my chair I work in and game in is 3-4 years old that means I've farted around 22,000 times in it.

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Othobrithol 14 MAR 2023 a las 11:17 a. m.

I've had life-long colitis so I fart probably twice as much as the average person. I recently started on a new med that greatly eased the more destructive aspects of my illness.

Side effects: nausea, bloating and increased flatulence.

My butt is now a leading contributor to climate change.

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MoonC A T 14 MAR 2023 a las 11:21 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por Othobrithol:
I've had life-long colitis so I fart probably twice as much as the average person. I recently started on a new med that greatly eased the more destructive aspects of my illness.

Side effects: nausea, bloating and increased flatulence.

My butt is now a leading contributor to climate change.

Must be hard to go out of your home

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King Of Lolis 14 MAR 2023 a las 11:58 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por Jester on Mushrooms:
Publicado originalmente por King Of Lolis:
I aint clicking that
Speak in words,not videos

Your loss.

not my type of humor

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AdahnGorion 14 MAR 2023 a las 12:08 p. m.

So you sit naked on your chair, while working and gaming? becuase else I would rather say that your underwear/dress/pants have been filled with farts, but hopefully, you have washed them within these 2 years.

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trousers 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:19 p. m.

Least the effect of all your farts isn't visible yet. It will be.

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ʙᴜɴ.ᴇ 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:20 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por War Crime:
on average humans fart 8-21 times when awake per day.

I am on the higher end so if my chair I work in and game in is 3-4 years old that means I've farted around 22,000 times in it.

a statistic I didn't need to know.

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Under there 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:21 p. m.

if you think about it you're covered in fart too
omg

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Othobrithol 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:23 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por 240p enjoyer:
if you think about it you're covered in fart too
omg

If you think about, we're all covered in fart. And in the spring, we're covered in tree splooge.

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//// 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:27 p. m.

gas and solid objects do not mix. unless you also ♥♥♥♥ on your chair. who you are trying to fool here?

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Swarmfly 14 MAR 2023 a las 2:28 p. m.

Once again, I am divinely blessed to stumble upon yet another wholesome discussion of farts on the prestigious Steam Off Topic forums.

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Navi ︻デ一 14 MAR 2023 a las 5:36 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por ȡ¢:
Spray it with an alcohol and water solution, and then distill all those farts into fartaline

Publicado originalmente por MoonC A T:
That number seems high...even the 8

Nah if I have some bad digestion, I can blast eight out to the back of some crowds in just a couple minutes

agree IBS gang

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Navi ︻デ一 14 MAR 2023 a las 5:39 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por Othobrithol:
I've had life-long colitis so I fart probably twice as much as the average person. I recently started on a new med that greatly eased the more destructive aspects of my illness.

Side effects: nausea, bloating and increased flatulence.

My butt is now a leading contributor to climate change.

I had a gastro infection once and recorded a fart on snapchat that lasted almost 3 lengths worth of 10-second videos.

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