Stealth Farting

[swillfly]

Are there any gas ninjas out there ripping silent-but-deadly noxious vapor clouds?

https://youtu.be/07POT7kNBg4

[kingjames488]

I'd heard of this as a thing only women do?

also they don't call them farts?

also poopouri?

[Xero_Daxter]

When you try to fart silently but you end up crapping yourself.

[mr_raze]

ya gotta lift your butt up a little while sitting down and do the old one cheek sneak

[DarkCrystalMethod]

If only they would invent pants with a duct down through the back of the leg that didn't get in the way...

[Ice Robertson]

My dad's friend Bernie had no shame, he'd fart and expect everyone to put up with it, and we did.

He also drank me under the table once.

[kingjames488]

also this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtiQTQQ7QA

gotta do the one cheek sneak1!

[Xero_Daxter]

İlk olarak kingjames488 tarafından gönderildi:

also this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtiQTQQ7QA

gotta do the one cheek sneak1!

https://youtube.com/shorts/PvIwkx7zrao?feature=share

[swillfly]

Also kids --> be wary of folks that enjoy loud music
. . . they could be masking their butt bugle with melodies, but that won't disguise the smell.

[kingjames488]

İlk olarak swillfly tarafından gönderildi:

Also kids --> be wary of folks that enjoy loud music
. . . they could be masking their butt bugle with melodies, but that won't disguise the smell.

also be aware of music there there maybe shouldn't be music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGdphIe8iXE

probably the beans :S

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

I love how scared people look when somebody drops one in a crowded area.

[Grendalcat]

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?🤪

[mr_raze]

^ haha this guy doesn't even know how to catch his own fart in his hand and taste it

[kingjames488]

İlk olarak ṼṏẌṏḭḊ tarafından gönderildi:

I love how scared people look when somebody drops one in a crowded area.

I love it when there are 2 people standing there and one of them farts... then the person who farted says "it was you.".

cracks me up every time.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Nothing is quite as romantic as one that almost kinda sounds like "I love you".

[Grendalcat]

İlk olarak mr_raze tarafından gönderildi:

^ haha this guy doesn't even know how to catch his own fart in his hand and taste it

😲