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Because the concept of dieting is considered offensive nowadays.
Some university people decided the word "diet" was essentially fat-shaming.
Oh, good for you, Ganger. I can picture you in your living room right now. Maybe sitting in a comfy chair. Got your pipe and slippers laid out. A cup of tea with two teaspoons of sugar is sitting there right next to you. The steam coming from it assures you nice and hot and ready. Let's give it a moment though. You rack the newspaper and start to read some bullsh!t about some bullsh!t. Aw man. What's this sh!t? You put the paper down in disgust and shake your head. What is this world coming to? Oh, but the tea. The sweet hot tea. You reach down and slowly put it to your lips as not to burn yourself. You take a sip. Aaaahhhh. Tea. Sweet tea.
Are beaver dams natural, and beehives? Then so are subways and skyscrapers.
Is honey natural?
Then so is a chemical we make in a factory that looks like Union Carbide's battery factory.
"Natural flavors"? What other kinds are there?
Supernatural flavors?
Anne Rice probably wrote about preternatural flavors. That's her go-to word.
Why do you think Coca Cola has so many different versions - Diet coke, Coke Zero, Coke No Sugar, Coke Light, Coke Life, and Coke Failure To Lose Any Weight Drinking A Ton Of Soda Yet Again, etc...
Boop, boop, boop. Back the truck up. What's that? That can't possibly be a version of Coke. How do they fit all that on the can?
Also, Coke & Whiskey is only close to perfection. Give Coke Zero & bourbon a try. Strong, smooth, and less calories. No, you can't get it at McDonald's. You could probably get a Coke Zero and bring it home to an awaiting bottle of bourbon though.