Most savage insult/roast that isn't a curse

[Muhyoui]

Your face is like an exam. I hate it when it comes closer.

[George Washington]

is that it?

[Thermal Lance]

If that's the best you can come up with...

[George Washington]

barbara rickles

[Muhyoui]

I didn't expect anything from you and yet I am still disappointed

[Fake]

The Roast of Bob Saget.

[George Washington]

expectations are the least of the regrets for you

[Et tu, B?]

"doug wants to be a filmmaker, he wants to make art, but he can't, because he's a fundamentally incurious person who isn't much interested in what other people think or feel and all his ideas boil down to; 'what if batman met mario?'"
-Folding Ideas

[Jazz]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Nightlight]

"Your mother was a snow blower!"

You're so annoying that fire alarms want you to shut up.

[DoomsDay]

no one remember your birthday?worry not,president Putin remember your birthday.you cant imagine the firework.

[Thermal Lance]

Last time I check you were not here. And now that I see you, I see that I am still right.