What is the worst injury you've ever had? 🤹🏻‍♀️🤹🏻‍♂️🤹🏻

[Violent Rainbow]

So this morning I reached into a drawer in the bathroom and sliced my middle finger nail all the way through on a razor o_o Yep it's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrific, they had to remove my whole fingernail and put two stitches underneath. Surprisingly it doesn't hurt so bad unless I touch it and then it doesn't really hurt it more just feels wrong. So very, very wrong. It's definitely my second worst injury ever.

[gagnrad]

Автор сообщения: Thermal Lance

A witch turned me into a newt. But, I got better.

How do you know she was a witch?

[[ T h e B o s s ]]

Автор сообщения: Violent Rainbow

What is the worst injury you've ever had?

The ones to my psychological well-being.

[Daxank]

Broken heart

[Pocahawtness]

I broke the second most painful bone in a human body. Not sure what the first is. I was too busy yowling to ask.

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Автор сообщения: Dave Thomas

Автор сообщения: Thermal Lance

A witch turned me into a newt. But, I got better.

How do you know she was a witch?

Witches burn because they are made out of wood. Wood floats, so it must weigh the same as a duck. So if she weighed as much as a duck, she must be made out of wood, so she should burn like a witch. Simple science.

[Muhyoui]

Compared to these injuries, mine are actually very minor. I sprained my ankle and got stung by a bee on my inner thigh. Not at the same time, a few years apart actually. Not really anything else. Unless you count the dozens of ant bites/mosquito bites on my feet and ankles

[Muhyoui]

Автор сообщения: Chaos

Автор сообщения: Dave Thomas

How do you know she was a witch?

Witches burn because they are made out of wood. Wood floats, so it must weigh the same as a duck. So if she weighed as much as a duck, she must be made out of wood, so she should burn like a witch. Simple science.

Monty Python

[Nülliflower]

being stung in the eye is an injury right?

[Muhyoui]

Автор сообщения: MentalDisease

being stung in the eye is an injury right?

are you okay

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Having one of my big toenails partially ripped off by an automatic door at a grocery store.

[Shiro♌]

Автор сообщения: MentalDisease

being stung in the eye is an injury right?

Depends on the impact..

[Nülliflower]

Автор сообщения: Shiro♌

Автор сообщения: MentalDisease

being stung in the eye is an injury right?

Depends on the impact..

well it wasnt directly in the eye i think it was the lower eyelid or something but basically it swelld and i was kinda half-blind for a while, couldn't open that eye.

[Shiro♌]

Автор сообщения: MentalDisease

Автор сообщения: Shiro♌

Depends on the impact..

well it wasnt directly in the eye i think it was the lower eyelid or something but basically it swelld and i was kinda half-blind for a while, couldn't open that eye.

Hmm.. I guess, that must've affected your daily life in a way..
If you're doing OK nowadays and it's no longer a big deal.. Hmm, I think we could count it as an injury, considering what all have people decided to share here, but it's not certainly not a major one, since it didn't get or hit directly into your eye, right?

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

For those with an weaker stomach I'll spoiler mine

I had a farmers wart which if you dont know what that is, it basically is a type of fungus that does not work like its name, rather it works far more akin to gangrene without the smell and far far slower, it literally 'chews' away at the skin of your feet and they really really hurt. How do you remove them/stop a farmers wart? You get it it freaking cutout or if its in its early stage, they use the scalpel instead.

Outside of that, I have a bodily weakness to laughing gas, while not a direct injury, each time I am given laughing gas, by doctors orders I cannot have it again for another 365 days due to it have a psycological impact on my mind akin to increased alertness, hyper senstivity to hearing and touch, increased fear of almost everything, sometimes voices with my head and to top it off, if that aint bad enough, it can mess with my delayed sleep disorder and automatically cause my body heat to ratically shift, imagine waking up at midnight feeling like your on fire, its cool in your room, no one is in there yet you feel like your literally on fire, turns out my bodily heat regulation decided it was annoyed with not feeling like I was laying on a bed of coals...

[Faster With Feeling]

Bull ant bite on my penis